By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
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perdix 29

You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too. May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?

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pennies_lane 6

did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like ****?

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HesJustTheBest 0

Ouch. Mom burns are the worst (aside from grandma burns). Guess there's only one way to prove it to your mom OP.

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DahkLohd 4

Yeah. Bring home a guy for dinner, and French him in front of her.

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MonkeyMan03 0

shed definitely believe him if he Australian kissed him.

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meganasoarus 0

Australian kisses are the best.

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KennKenn 0

forget the kisses. do every possible position on her bed

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yumsugarr 8

ohh, my profile. haha, I don't know..I like the rainbow it leaves? haha. dunno.

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DahkLohd 4

Yeah, the rainbows are nice...I've just always found the rain itself rather depressing.

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xXDubbleChic 11

u look EXACTLY like my friend Mikenna. she's really nice

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DahkLohd 4

^ Who does? yumsugarr or me? I hope it's not me. :-)

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whycantisignup 24

#54: Don't be a jerk, spread positivity, not negativity :D

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rattusrattus 18

Oh the joys of having a supportive family... [/extreme, dripping sarcasm]

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pennies_lane 6

did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like ****?

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YaoiTitan 10

Too bad some women, like my "mother figure" went crazy thinking I'm the freaging devil. I don't want to hear a complaint. One is funny. The other is a guy attempting to fence with a shovel.

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MaJiN_fml 2

just tell her that to you females have nothing on men

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AceArctic 4

Bros before Hos mom!

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perdix 29

You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too. May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?

67 8