Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
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gastonnFML
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fuck your life
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jsx12345
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lol ikr
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DahkLohd
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LMAO! Awesome mom.
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spady62287
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she wins the Mom award of the year.
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ohgodwtf
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Wow. That's terrible. FYL.
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HesJustTheBest
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Ouch. Mom burns are the worst (aside from grandma burns). Guess there's only one way to prove it to your mom OP.
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DahkLohd
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Yeah. Bring home a guy for dinner, and French him in front of her.
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MonkeyMan03
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shed definitely believe him if he Australian kissed him.
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meganasoarus
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Australian kisses are the best.
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KennKenn
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forget the kisses. do every possible position on her bed
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koji8123
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win!!!1!!one!!
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yumsugarr
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aww. does somebody need a virtual hug?
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DahkLohd
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Why do you love rain?
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yumsugarr
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..what?
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yumsugarr
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ohh, my profile. haha, I don't know..I like the rainbow it leaves?
haha. dunno.
haha. dunno.
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DahkLohd
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Yeah, the rainbows are nice...I've just always found the rain itself rather depressing.
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xXDubbleChic
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u look EXACTLY like my friend Mikenna. she's really nice
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DahkLohd
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^ Who does? yumsugarr or me? I hope it's not me. :-)
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akwes
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weak lol
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whycantisignup
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#54: Don't be a jerk, spread positivity, not negativity :D
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rattusrattus
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Oh the joys of having a supportive family... [/extreme, dripping sarcasm]
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romanje
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wow your mom is outta touch
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pennies_lane
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did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like cock?
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YaoiTitan
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Too bad some women, like my "mother figure" went crazy thinking I'm the freaging devil. I don't want to hear a complaint. One is funny. The other is a guy attempting to fence with a shovel.
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MaJiN_fml
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just tell her that to you females have nothing on men
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AceArctic
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Bros before Hos mom!
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perdix
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You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too.
May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?
May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?
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johnholmes
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lol Win
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iwadasn
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Way to not get the joke, 50.
May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?