FML : Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for...

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By augh / Friday 10 December 2010 08:24 /

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By perdix | 29

#1824068 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:27

You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too.

May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?

By pennies_lane | 6

#1823995 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:19

did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like cock?

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By gastonnFML | 0

#1823908 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:06

fuck your life

jsx12345 | 0

#1824521 - Friday 10 December 2010 17:46

lol ikr

By DahkLohd | 4

#1823918 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:07

LMAO! Awesome mom.

spady62287 | 0

#1824048 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:26

she wins the Mom award of the year.

By ohgodwtf | 0

#1823920 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:07

Wow. That's terrible. FYL.

By HesJustTheBest | 0

#1823937 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:10

Ouch. Mom burns are the worst (aside from grandma burns). Guess there's only one way to prove it to your mom OP.

DahkLohd | 4

#1823953 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:13

Yeah. Bring home a guy for dinner, and French him in front of her.

MonkeyMan03 | 0

#1824064 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:26

shed definitely believe him if he Australian kissed him.

meganasoarus | 0

#1824109 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:31

Australian kisses are the best.

KennKenn | 0

#1824463 - Friday 10 December 2010 17:36

forget the kisses. do every possible position on her bed

koji8123 | 0

#1824674 - Friday 10 December 2010 18:27

win!!!1!!one!!

By yumsugarr | 8

#1823971 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:16

aww. does somebody need a virtual hug?

DahkLohd | 4

#1823982 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:18

Why do you love rain?

yumsugarr | 8

#1824045 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:26

..what?

yumsugarr | 8

#1824073 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:28

ohh, my profile. haha, I don't know..I like the rainbow it leaves?
haha. dunno.

DahkLohd | 4

#1824163 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:47

Yeah, the rainbows are nice...I've just always found the rain itself rather depressing.

xXDubbleChic | 11

#1824282 - Friday 10 December 2010 17:00

u look EXACTLY like my friend Mikenna. she's really nice

DahkLohd | 4

#1824332 - Friday 10 December 2010 17:08

^ Who does? yumsugarr or me? I hope it's not me. :-)

akwes | 0

#1824624 - Friday 10 December 2010 18:14

weak lol

whycantisignup | 24

#6237084 - Thursday 19 March 2015 14:26

#54: Don't be a jerk, spread positivity, not negativity :D

By rattusrattus | 18

#1823975 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:17

Oh the joys of having a supportive family... [/extreme, dripping sarcasm]

By romanje | 0

#1823991 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:19

wow your mom is outta touch

By pennies_lane | 6

#1823995 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:19

did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like cock?

YaoiTitan | 10

#6579296 - Wednesday 13 April 2016 5:26

Too bad some women, like my "mother figure" went crazy thinking I'm the freaging devil. I don't want to hear a complaint. One is funny. The other is a guy attempting to fence with a shovel.

By MaJiN_fml | 2

#1824066 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:27

just tell her that to you females have nothing on men

AceArctic | 4

#1824268 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:59

Bros before Hos mom!

By perdix | 29

#1824068 - Friday 10 December 2010 16:27

You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too.

May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?