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You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too. May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?

did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like cock?

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LMAO! Awesome mom.

she wins the Mom award of the year.

Wow. That's terrible. FYL.

Ouch. Mom burns are the worst (aside from grandma burns). Guess there's only one way to prove it to your mom OP.

Yeah. Bring home a guy for dinner, and French him in front of her.

shed definitely believe him if he Australian kissed him.

Australian kisses are the best.

forget the kisses. do every possible position on her bed

win!!!1!!one!!

aww. does somebody need a virtual hug?

Why do you love rain?

ohh, my profile. haha, I don't know..I like the rainbow it leaves? haha. dunno.

Yeah, the rainbows are nice...I've just always found the rain itself rather depressing.

u look EXACTLY like my friend Mikenna. she's really nice

^ Who does? yumsugarr or me? I hope it's not me. :-)

#54: Don't be a jerk, spread positivity, not negativity :D

Oh the joys of having a supportive family... [/extreme, dripping sarcasm]

wow your mom is outta touch

did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like cock?

Too bad some women, like my "mother figure" went crazy thinking I'm the freaging devil. I don't want to hear a complaint. One is funny. The other is a guy attempting to fence with a shovel.

just tell her that to you females have nothing on men

Bros before Hos mom!

You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too. May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?

Way to not get the joke, 50.