Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
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Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I finally gathered the courage to confess my feelings to my best friend. As I was about to tell him, he interrupted me and said, “Oh hey, by the way, I met a guy and we’re going on our first date tonight.” I awkwardly said, “Congrats,” and then I went home to eat an entire pint of ice cream by myself. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
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Top comments
loxe_fml 15
At least you had ice cream :)
arandomperson97 19
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
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Comments (23)
loxe_fml 15
At least you had ice cream :)
arandomperson97 19
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
gearhead369 20
Well you're in the right place to "eat your feelings". Ice cream makes everything better!
Cyrus00 41
Should have said "well at least I can get a hot date, instead of talking to randomers in an ice-cream shop". Then dropped your ice-cream cone on the floor like a microphone and simply say "served" before walking off.
syki 22
*hard-served FTFY :P
amayraniescobar 15
So right!
YDI17 9
Should have said "soft-served"
warner69 8
he was probably jealous because he wanted your friend.
syki 22
If you're a guy and you're friend's a girl, it might just be a sort of non-threatening way for him to pay her a compliment while pointing out he wasn't actually trying to hit on her (he acknowledged the "date") but also not trying to hit on YOU. I hear these kinds of comments from male friends/relatives of guys I date all the time, sometimes even from the guy himself, sometimes even, like here, from total strangers.
kamryno 22
That's cold
moodyreallyrocks 27
How rude!! Disregard OP, feel good about yourself..
cheshireau 26
You should have retorted, what I look like can be changed, your personality, however, cannot.
amazed_71 14
Ignore rude people. Looks change. They can fade. a bad personality tends to last.