By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
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shalvius 3

your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him and how can blind girl judge your appearance?

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LifeSux19 0

I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.

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LifeSux19 0

I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.

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happyhak 5

OP, she told you that you were UNIQUE, not ugly...

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ImFatAndLonleyFM 0

maybe if it was "Cough, you're, uhh, uuuunique?" but dem deere blind people know what a normal facial structure and a unique one is.

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krazygirl100 9

ur mama so ugly she makes blind children cry

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shalvius 3

your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him and how can blind girl judge your appearance?

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ydi_ruuc 0

feeling the features on their face, they cab get a general idea of what they look like

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Justin23L 2

Doesn't really sound accurate...she doesn't know things like eye or hair color or skin tone. I doubt she meant it as ugly.

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TheAspieDork 27

Well, she can get a general idea of aesthetically pleasing features through touch

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GeriSomething 0

Don't worry, I got it ;0)

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shantoyamuchluv 0

Unique could mean a lot of things; she could have been complimenting you for all you know

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kittenkissies 0

Yeah, nice 30 Rock reference. I smell bullshit.

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Tarion 0

#5 - Nice spot. Shame if you're right. #0 - Let's be fair here. The girl's blind. How good a judge of beauty can she be?

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XCraig 0

So blind people can't understand beauty? That's true ignorance there!

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Tehalon 0

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

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IStoleTheCookies 16

everyone is beautiful in their own way :)

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Tarion 0

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder..." Or lack thereof, as the case may be?

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darya_kyaw 0

Did I miss the day where beauty was defined as something purely visual? Because I could swear I've heard beauty, and felt, tasted, and smelled some things that I would definitely call beautiful. As for the term "unique," I think it's fairly obvious to any rational person that she could have meant any number of things, at least half of which are good -- for the OP to jump to conclusions so quickly, he must have a really low self-esteem.

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safirestar09 0

#9... that was beautiful. *sniffle*

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TheAntiComment 0

next time let her feel up your package, then she won't be so negative

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EMTchic 14

Or maybe she will be . . . *giggle* "oh . . . Uhm . . ." *cough cough* "yeaa it's great !"

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