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Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML

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On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

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What?! Tell your neighbor that if his son acts like a perverted voyeur then he needs to keep an eye on him. Who does that father think he is telling someone they can't jog in their own neighbourhood?

#1 - On 09/06/2013 at 3:15am by ireply_wlyrics

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Judging by how his dad handles situations like this, can't say I'm surprised.

#2 - On 09/06/2013 at 3:16am by shellzy

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