FML : Today, I found out my driver's license was suspended last year for a DUI ticket that wasn't paid. Apparently, someone had used my identity info to avoid...

Today, I found out my driver's license was suspended last year for a DUI ticket that wasn't paid. Apparently, someone had used my identity info to avoid the ticket on their record. The cops showed me the guy's picture taken when he was arrested. It was my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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for any interested - my brother didn't have a license because it had already been revoked for DUI's. he blew a 0.24 on 'my' DUI. he was about 40 lbs heavier and 4 inches taller than my license info, so the cops didn't care. i did tell them who he was, but i haven't seen him in years and have no idea where he is or if he's alive or not. i reckon every family has at least one loser to deal with.

By nicefamily - / Saturday 18 July 2009 12:45 / United States

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By cpatrick820 | 3

#408382 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:19

Shit, I hope you told the cop it was your brother. Family loyalty ends when they throw you under the truck.

By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#408332 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:03

Thaaat sucks.
Now's the time to find a new way to get back at your brother.

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By SiLveRStaRLIGHT | 0

#408332 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:03

Thaaat sucks.
Now's the time to find a new way to get back at your brother.

SAF_fml | 0

#409871 - Sunday 19 July 2009 8:53

YDI for having a brother

By Mr_Fernandez | 0

#408345 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:07

Your brother is a cocksmooch.

Arin_Wolfe | 2

#409891 - Sunday 19 July 2009 9:07

i have to confess, "cocksmooch" is a new insult to me, and i like it !

By coloradodude12 | 0

#408361 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:11

Fucking siblings, FYL. But hey, at least (I'm guessing) you're license isn't suspended anymore.

By cpatrick820 | 3

#408382 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:19

Shit, I hope you told the cop it was your brother. Family loyalty ends when they throw you under the truck.

esquared77 | 0

#413977 - Monday 20 July 2009 19:01

On top of that... did he think they wouldn't figure it out... I mean, come on! I'll fool them all, I'll blame it on my brother and no one will suspect a thing. What an idiot.

By helpmeiamblind | 0

#408414 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:30

FYL man. What a jerk of a brother. Blood may be thicker than water but it's not as refreshing.

By nobgobblin69 | 0

#408418 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:31

FYL and FYB

777888777 | 0

#408433 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:41

brother fucking is a no-no

By nikki1001 | 0

#408445 - Saturday 18 July 2009 20:47

lol my uncle's brother did something similar to him and got him banned from an entire state.

Anyway, that sucks. Either you and your brother are twins or the cops were idiots for looking at the license and not noticing the guy in the pic and the guy in question don't look alike. Because clearly they didn't ignore a license and just take information--he had to have a license or else he would have been in a whole 'nother mess of trouble.

I can just go on and on with this one....