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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

Must be in of those wierd people who eat metal to get stupid achievements in record books.....

.....or hopefully Darwin Awards.....

  theaws0m3guy  |  4

I just thought of a great, original pun!...Well that's a shitty situation! Original right? It's not like it's overused and not funny anymore!

  bubble25_fml  |  5

he obviously wanted all his shit to come out nice and packed and stapled together, but didn't realize that a staple is no good without a stapler. next time remember to eat the stapler for desert op :)

  wordnerd42  |  0

So nobody on this thread appreciates the potency of 5-word FMLs, they just whine about their thumbs' inabilities to hit a small target? I personally enjoy concisely effed lives x)

By  mrwelsh3  |  0

you suck at life.

  aardvarkish  |  15

It was a test. It was only a test.
Had it been a real emergency, I would not have been playing with people's minds.

For the Freudians out there, the spelling "Dyl-SEX-ia" would have signaled an even DEEPER issue...

  shovels  |  0

the past tense of "shit" is "shit". shat is probably just shit with a staple or two... So, I guess he could've just said "I shat" and we would understand.

  cetlawizard  |  15

no, the politically correct term is shat, as in having already done other words: while doing so, I am peeing, & afterward I have peed...I am shitting out a staple, & afterward I have shat a staple. :)