Today, I shat out a staple. FML
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rockerbaby3192
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why did you eat one
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BShady96
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this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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rockerbaby3192
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why did you eat one
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whiskuit
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He obviously needed some papers stapled together.
...in his colon.
...in his colon.
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johnson94
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lol 14...
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CryMoreFMLs
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Must be in of those wierd people who eat metal to get stupid achievements in record books.....
.....or hopefully Darwin Awards.....
.....or hopefully Darwin Awards.....
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imlagginglol
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When your high on shrooms, staples are really appealing.
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herrobear
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They're so delicious, but they come out kicking.
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strizz18
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I guess shit happens
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lonewolf6613
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44 they don't come out kicking. they come out poking
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BShady96
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this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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imacreeper
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I'm guessing you reaally like heavy metal, huh OP?
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lonewolf6613
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59 me too. I clicked the second one and then pressed the button to go to the previous fml. it's really annoying though
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comepoopwithme
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#57 how original
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FarSide
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You must spend a lot of time inspecting your dukey.
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LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi
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same here 59
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gmc_blossom
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Me too. -_-
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VEVO_fml
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Thumbs Up if it took you a long time to click on this FML like the juggalo one...
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theaws0m3guy
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I just thought of a great, original pun!...Well that's a shitty situation! Original right? It's not like it's overused and not funny anymore!
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adropofpeace
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"that was easy"? No wait wrong kind of Staples... you'd should try bringing lunch to work and not eating your office supplies...
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staymintyfresh
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me too!
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tony1234
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same here 59
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bubble25_fml
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he obviously wanted all his shit to come out nice and packed and stapled together, but didn't realize that a staple is no good without a stapler. next time remember to eat the stapler for desert op :)
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7mood75
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Staple happens.
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brianjman14
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Same with me, 59.
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Krystalyyy
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me too! blahh i kept trying and finally got it. badass
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Aim4thebullseye
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that's a shitty situation
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mismonroe
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Don't act like it's the first time your ass has been torn up.
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usmcdvil
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Same here 59...
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iknowimawesome
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yeah that's what I did. it is really really annoying.
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immja
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@6 strong with you the force is
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princessRiRi97
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He needed his rectum scratched..a staple did the job
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lntreis_fml
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That FML is so short that I wasnt able to click on it on the iphone app!
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pman590
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I did too I had to go to the second one and go up 1!
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throwglitter1
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I did too!
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imosim
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hi I am lord titty kaka
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modelmefamous
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171- I think we all established people had trouble clicking it.
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angrymexican
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I was gunna say the same thing
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athena3100
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same! i couldnt get it opem!
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Firecrotch07
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Does everyone have an IPhone?
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mismonroe
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I'm on my iPad and it does the same. So not all iPhones, just way too fucking short.
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jess_h14
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I'm on my iPod and had no trouble..
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TheSithAssassin
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It was a cheaper way of stapling his stomach.
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pimpsgirl69
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ewwww
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Ryley1
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Leave him alone, he was just trying to keep his shit together.
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BlastedAF
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-____-
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meredithxjane
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me too 59. it kept going to where I would submit one or where you vote for the I agree your life sucks and ydi...
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froggies8828
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I'm on my iPod same issue guava this is dumb
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spearodude
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glad to see we are on the same page.
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dolphincheddar
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59 - yep. same here on iPhone
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practicesafesax
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Well, idk it sounds pretty appealing to me.
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thefuckinggreate
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yes
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spider63
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he ate it because he felt they weren't enough sharp objects in his colon
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KRS_13
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me too! lol
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fuff_fml
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same with me number 59! lol
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ShyAnn29
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I did too!
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kenji212
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ummm...... he ate it cause its a great source of iron! XD
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ILUVMSC
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85, ur kinda stupid..
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zimandme123
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lol same here 59!!!
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zombi3ki113r14
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u wouldnt have to inspect it. im pretty sure your going to feel a staple come out i you shut it out...
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wordnerd42
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So nobody on this thread appreciates the potency of 5-word FMLs, they just whine about their thumbs' inabilities to hit a small target? I personally enjoy concisely effed lives x)
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aubrey1
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I second that. Haha.
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Huge_p3n0r
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ejaculation is key to success.
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sac2000
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no one knows
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rofflewaffle
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Haha, all the people who had trouble opening this one on their iPhones have fat fingers. :)
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accordman
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why indeed
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cutiepie343
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Same...
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honbut
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@194
seems that way
seems that way
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kevinkev
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chubby fingers :P
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tiberhit
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Maybe you might consider losing some weight then? At least until you get rid of the huge banana fingers you currently have.
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gabby1995pena
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me too!
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meggieh815
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they were hungry. :)
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ShakeMeDown
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win.
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blinkingstarlet
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bahahaha i cracked up reading this. good call! lol
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eurostar710
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YDI for eating a staple?
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Riturz
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In my mind, I imagined that the staple shot out like a bullet or something...what's wrong with me..
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tearsXwillXfall
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Why did I get thumbed up so many times just for asking a question?
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mrwelsh3
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you suck at life.
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Your mom sucks at life.
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paras0mnia
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your mum sucks Johnson :P
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aubrey1
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I second that motion. And OP, try not to eat staples. there's a better way to get iron in your diet.
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Rape_Laser
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37- that's meh last name
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21- aaawwww heellll noooo dont take my name!!!
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Sorry homedog I wasn't sure if the name was taken. Ill just change it to chode smoker
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schaflava
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there will be blood
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cgchamp89
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I enjoy eating staples, too.........
wtf OP?
wtf OP?
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enonymous
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I believe you have my stapler... red swingline... ok I guess I'll burn down the office....
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the_hypnotoad
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Perhaps OP has pica?
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KARMAREBEL
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how did u post this?(not pointing at reply)I meant this FML IT IS LESS THAN 30CHARCTERS RYT?
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thisisFMLsoFYL
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Judging by the huge negative number on ur comment, I'd say u suck pretty bad at life too
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CaptinObvious467_fml
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Way to go retard.
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NomOnShroomz
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^Way to go troll.
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That's what you think.
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Person1233
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What fuck the?
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mattmadden
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this you Why are like talking
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ghashlycrumbs
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Lysdexia?
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84- make dont of fun lysdexia.
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aardvarkish
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It's "Dylsexia"! Get a clue...
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techweed
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134 - it's a joke, asshole
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AnagenisisZagus
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142, dman! Clam dnow!
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shutupYDI
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you guys not that's funny.
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AmberGale13
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is that suppose to be dyslexia?
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mismonroe
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Not at all, Amber.
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zelhackin
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weird This really is
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YacL
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Wow, mind rape.
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Thanatos1206
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Sound like Yoda you guys do.
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tpike1296
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You Fuck have I SyDlexia Funny it's and nto DMANM!!!
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aardvarkish
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142... You just proved my point in 134, as did everyone else who thumbed me down.
If you read it carefully, you'll see why.
If you read it carefully, you'll see why.
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mismonroe
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I seeeee. That looks too much like a typo, mr. switching ships! ;)
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MrSassypants
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269 yeah you mispelled dyslexia as a joke but it was too close to the actual spelling to notice it.
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aardvarkish
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It was a test. It was only a test.
Had it been a real emergency, I would not have been playing with people's minds.
For the Freudians out there, the spelling "Dyl-SEX-ia" would have signaled an even DEEPER issue...
Had it been a real emergency, I would not have been playing with people's minds.
For the Freudians out there, the spelling "Dyl-SEX-ia" would have signaled an even DEEPER issue...
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fyl11122233
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don't you mean "shit"
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OceanBreathesSal
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no they meant shat
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johnson94
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Shat = fart + shit
there is a simple math equation that will explain it for you...
there is a simple math equation that will explain it for you...
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sassypants93
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18- That would be shart. Shat is what they say in the UK. It is the past tense of shit.
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Just_Peed
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it's actually SHART..comes out in "Along Came Polly":)
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FastLikeATree
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'shat' is 'shit' in past tense
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Escapebrideswith
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No. Shat is past tense for shit.
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carlito1234
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no, he means 'shat' , learn some grammar
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ooooooooooooh
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shart = fart + shit
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Crazy4Christ
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I'm pretty sure the H was supposed to be a P
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MizzErikaHart
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no. shat is past tense for shit. fart+shit = shart.
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shovels
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the past tense of "shit" is "shit". shat is probably just shit with a staple or two... So, I guess he could've just said "I shat" and we would understand.
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stopdonkey
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no he means shat dumbass
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aardvarkish
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214, the correct past tense of "shit" is "shat" but the Americans have forgotten that.
Notice the OP is in Scotland.
Notice the OP is in Scotland.
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fadingaway
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Huh? The past tense of shit is shat.
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meggieh815
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We have established that shat is the past tense of shit. You can stop trying to be smart now. Thank you, and goodbye. :)
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cetlawizard
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no, the politically correct term is shat, as in having already done it...in other words: while doing so, I am peeing, & afterward I have peed...I am shitting out a staple, & afterward I have shat a staple. :)
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Nachas1021
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thats shart dumbshit
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DaniBee420
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hilarious, everyone is on here discussing the grammar of the word shit. made me laugh more than the FML itself :)
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GimmeFive
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No! Shat!
Shat shat shat!
Shat shat shat!
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Megan0527
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I'm horny .
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Taurusbaybe
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I enjoy watching your picture evolve over time :).
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jmmille
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haha!! Wait a sec.........I wouldn't want to be a human centipede with anyone.
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jellitonoctopus
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wouldn't want to be a human centipede with you.
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youFail2
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I think you mean human centipad ***
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dius
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you suck for not making south park episode reference
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Lumenoire
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110- I'm sorry, but you fail. And your name is just making it worse.
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matt0794
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I wouldn't want to be part of a human centipede period..
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XxXPromiseXxX
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at least it wasn't A caterpillar...
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iSurf_fml
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Because it would come out as a butterfly. Duh. I'm surprised you didn't apply that yourself.
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XxXPromiseXxX
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a previous FML god
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PaisleyKing90
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ahh I love that.