By wtf /
Thursday 9 June 2011 15:04 /
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rockerbaby3192
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why did you eat one
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BShady96
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this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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rockerbaby3192
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why did you eat one
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whiskuit
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He obviously needed some papers stapled together.
...in his colon.
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johnson94
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lol 14...
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Must be in of those wierd people who eat metal to get stupid achievements in record books.....
.....or hopefully Darwin Awards.....
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imlagginglol
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When your high on shrooms, staples are really appealing.
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herrobear
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They're so delicious, but they come out kicking.
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strizz18
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I guess shit happens
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lonewolf6613
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44 they don't come out kicking. they come out poking
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BShady96
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this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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imacreeper
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I'm guessing you reaally like heavy metal, huh OP?
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lonewolf6613
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59 me too. I clicked the second one and then pressed the button to go to the previous fml. it's really annoying though
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comepoopwithme
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#57 how original
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FarSide
| 22
You must spend a lot of time inspecting your dukey.
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LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi
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same here 59
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gmc_blossom
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Me too. -_-
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VEVO_fml
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Thumbs Up if it took you a long time to click on this FML like the juggalo one...
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theaws0m3guy
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I just thought of a great, original pun!...Well that's a shitty situation! Original right? It's not like it's overused and not funny anymore!
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adropofpeace
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"that was easy"? No wait wrong kind of Staples... you'd should try bringing lunch to work and not eating your office supplies...
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staymintyfresh
| 13
me too!
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tony1234
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same here 59
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bubble25_fml
| 5
he obviously wanted all his shit to come out nice and packed and stapled together, but didn't realize that a staple is no good without a stapler. next time remember to eat the stapler for desert op :)
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7mood75
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Staple happens.
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brianjman14
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Same with me, 59.
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Krystalyyy
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me too! blahh i kept trying and finally got it. badass
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Aim4thebullseye
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that's a shitty situation
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mismonroe
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Don't act like it's the first time your ass has been torn up.
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usmcdvil
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Same here 59...
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iknowimawesome
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yeah that's what I did. it is really really annoying.
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immja
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@6 strong with you the force is
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princessRiRi97
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He needed his rectum scratched..a staple did the job
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lntreis_fml
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That FML is so short that I wasnt able to click on it on the iphone app!
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pman590
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I did too I had to go to the second one and go up 1!
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throwglitter1
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I did too!
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imosim
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hi I am lord titty kaka
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modelmefamous
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171- I think we all established people had trouble clicking it.
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angrymexican
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I was gunna say the same thing
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athena3100
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same! i couldnt get it opem!
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Firecrotch07
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Does everyone have an IPhone?
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mismonroe
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I'm on my iPad and it does the same. So not all iPhones, just way too fucking short.
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jess_h14
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I'm on my iPod and had no trouble..
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TheSithAssassin
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It was a cheaper way of stapling his stomach.
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pimpsgirl69
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ewwww
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Ryley1
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Leave him alone, he was just trying to keep his shit together.
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BlastedAF
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-____-
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meredithxjane
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me too 59. it kept going to where I would submit one or where you vote for the I agree your life sucks and ydi...
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froggies8828
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I'm on my iPod same issue guava this is dumb
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spearodude
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glad to see we are on the same page.
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dolphincheddar
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59 - yep. same here on iPhone
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practicesafesax
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Well, idk it sounds pretty appealing to me.
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thefuckinggreate
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yes
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spider63
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he ate it because he felt they weren't enough sharp objects in his colon
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KRS_13
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me too! lol
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fuff_fml
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same with me number 59! lol
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ShyAnn29
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I did too!
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kenji212
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ummm...... he ate it cause its a great source of iron! XD
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ILUVMSC
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85, ur kinda stupid..
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zimandme123
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lol same here 59!!!
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zombi3ki113r14
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u wouldnt have to inspect it. im pretty sure your going to feel a staple come out i you shut it out...
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wordnerd42
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So nobody on this thread appreciates the potency of 5-word FMLs, they just whine about their thumbs' inabilities to hit a small target? I personally enjoy concisely effed lives x)
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aubrey1
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I second that. Haha.
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Huge_p3n0r
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ejaculation is key to success.
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sac2000
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no one knows
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rofflewaffle
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Haha, all the people who had trouble opening this one on their iPhones have fat fingers. :)
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accordman
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why indeed
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cutiepie343
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Same...
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honbut
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@194
seems that way
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kevinkev
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chubby fingers :P
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tiberhit
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Maybe you might consider losing some weight then? At least until you get rid of the huge banana fingers you currently have.
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gabby1995pena
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me too!
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meggieh815
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they were hungry. :)
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ShakeMeDown
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win.
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blinkingstarlet
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bahahaha i cracked up reading this. good call! lol
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eurostar710
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YDI for eating a staple?
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Riturz
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In my mind, I imagined that the staple shot out like a bullet or something...what's wrong with me..
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tearsXwillXfall
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Why did I get thumbed up so many times just for asking a question?
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mrwelsh3
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you suck at life.
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Your mom sucks at life.
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paras0mnia
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your mum sucks Johnson :P
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aubrey1
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I second that motion. And OP, try not to eat staples. there's a better way to get iron in your diet.
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Rape_Laser
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37- that's meh last name
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21- aaawwww heellll noooo dont take my name!!!
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Sorry homedog I wasn't sure if the name was taken. Ill just change it to chode smoker
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schaflava
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there will be blood
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cgchamp89
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I enjoy eating staples, too.........
wtf OP?
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enonymous
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I believe you have my stapler... red swingline... ok I guess I'll burn down the office....
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the_hypnotoad
| 5
Perhaps OP has pica?
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KARMAREBEL
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how did u post this?(not pointing at reply)I meant this FML IT IS LESS THAN 30CHARCTERS RYT?
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thisisFMLsoFYL
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Judging by the huge negative number on ur comment, I'd say u suck pretty bad at life too
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CaptinObvious467_fml
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Way to go retard.
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NomOnShroomz
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^Way to go troll.
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That's what you think.
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Person1233
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What fuck the?
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mattmadden
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this you Why are like talking
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ghashlycrumbs
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Lysdexia?
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84- make dont of fun lysdexia.
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aardvarkish
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It's "Dylsexia"! Get a clue...
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techweed
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134 - it's a joke, asshole
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AnagenisisZagus
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142, dman! Clam dnow!
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shutupYDI
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you guys not that's funny.
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AmberGale13
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is that suppose to be dyslexia?
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mismonroe
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Not at all, Amber.
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zelhackin
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weird This really is
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YacL
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Wow, mind rape.
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Thanatos1206
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Sound like Yoda you guys do.
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tpike1296
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You Fuck have I SyDlexia Funny it's and nto DMANM!!!
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aardvarkish
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142... You just proved my point in 134, as did everyone else who thumbed me down.
If you read it carefully, you'll see why.
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mismonroe
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I seeeee. That looks too much like a typo, mr. switching ships! ;)
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MrSassypants
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269 yeah you mispelled dyslexia as a joke but it was too close to the actual spelling to notice it.
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aardvarkish
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It was a test. It was only a test.
Had it been a real emergency, I would not have been playing with people's minds.
For the Freudians out there, the spelling "Dyl-SEX-ia" would have signaled an even DEEPER issue...
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fyl11122233
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don't you mean "shit"
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OceanBreathesSal
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no they meant shat
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johnson94
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Shat = fart + shit
there is a simple math equation that will explain it for you...
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sassypants93
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18- That would be shart. Shat is what they say in the UK. It is the past tense of shit.
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Just_Peed
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it's actually SHART..comes out in "Along Came Polly":)
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FastLikeATree
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'shat' is 'shit' in past tense
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Escapebrideswith
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No. Shat is past tense for shit.
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carlito1234
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no, he means 'shat' , learn some grammar
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ooooooooooooh
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shart = fart + shit
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Crazy4Christ
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I'm pretty sure the H was supposed to be a P
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MizzErikaHart
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no. shat is past tense for shit. fart+shit = shart.
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shovels
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the past tense of "shit" is "shit". shat is probably just shit with a staple or two... So, I guess he could've just said "I shat" and we would understand.
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stopdonkey
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no he means shat dumbass
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aardvarkish
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214, the correct past tense of "shit" is "shat" but the Americans have forgotten that.
Notice the OP is in Scotland.
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fadingaway
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Huh? The past tense of shit is shat.
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meggieh815
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We have established that shat is the past tense of shit. You can stop trying to be smart now. Thank you, and goodbye. :)
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cetlawizard
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no, the politically correct term is shat, as in having already done it...in other words: while doing so, I am peeing, & afterward I have peed...I am shitting out a staple, & afterward I have shat a staple. :)
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Nachas1021
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thats shart dumbshit
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DaniBee420
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hilarious, everyone is on here discussing the grammar of the word shit. made me laugh more than the FML itself :)
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GimmeFive
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No! Shat!
Shat shat shat!
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Megan0527
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I'm horny .
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Taurusbaybe
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I enjoy watching your picture evolve over time :).
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jmmille
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haha!! Wait a sec.........I wouldn't want to be a human centipede with anyone.
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jellitonoctopus
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wouldn't want to be a human centipede with you.
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youFail2
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I think you mean human centipad ***
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dius
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you suck for not making south park episode reference
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Lumenoire
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110- I'm sorry, but you fail. And your name is just making it worse.
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matt0794
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I wouldn't want to be part of a human centipede period..
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XxXPromiseXxX
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at least it wasn't A caterpillar...
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iSurf_fml
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Because it would come out as a butterfly. Duh. I'm surprised you didn't apply that yourself.
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XxXPromiseXxX
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a previous FML god
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PaisleyKing90
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ahh I love that.
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