Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

by quickfingers100 / 07/22/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom / Intimacy

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  • I don't think that's why she REALLY put a bag over your head. just think about it...

    #1 - On 07/22/2011 at 1:20pm by Panicked_

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  • Still counts.

    #5 - On 07/22/2011 at 1:20pm by grapisy

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