Well atleast shes enviornmentally friendly by using paper instead of plastic.. =]

why did op just take it off his head ? stupid. ydi

I mean why DIDN'T he take it off. typo

can you finish if you're unconscious?

bird is the word

BEST 3 minutes of ya life!!

30 He was obviously handcuffed to the bed posts.

That's some kinky stuff right there! I know how to make handcuffs out of a teeshirt... :D lol.

No you know how to tie someones wrists with a T-shirt.

unless OP has a history of hyperventilating.. then. understand. otherwise his gf is stupid and conceited as hell

Maybe she was planning on suffocating you ;).. You rich?

That's some kinky stuff the 160. (sarcasm)

I don't know how using paper is environmentally friendly. last time I checked paper came from trees....

We can plant new trees; we cannot plant new oil. Not in the same context, anyway.

Yep. I'm sure THAT's why she put a bag over your head!

Last time I checked, plastic isn't biodegradable.

HAHA!

HAHAHA!!!

HAHAHA... wait, thats stupid.

Moohawhaw!!

Sneaky haha!

she has pretty high self esteem for someone who has to make sure guys don't see her naked :$

228, is that truly what you got out of it? she thinks her bf is ugly or makes ugly faces in bed.

yes it is! because it says the girlfriend says she's really good in bed!! so.. yeah

i wonder if he finished before he fainted

I know have that sing stuck in my head. It's family day.

I meant song. Me and my phone are going to have a very stern talk about this.

I think she might have been a racist

91, Doesn't matter, have sex.

But I cried the whole time!

Lol the lonely old island

163, No. Bob Marley.

doesn't matter had sex

beat me to it

lonelyiand and akon!!! love itt lol

she mightve been a racist

262- if you love it so much why don't you know the name of the band? I will now be google. Did you mean lonely island? Make comments instead about Lonely island.

I agree sorry but who is dumb enough to allow the bag over your head in the first place???

I am!!!!

54- a guy who wants a nut.

what...?

your picture!!!! Is that from the Tim Burton exhibit at the MoMA in ny??

no but you are.

I like your ear. it's a very nice ear. it has character.

thank you