Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had...

By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 07:17 - United States

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 19:20

Still counts.

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Iamnotmyself 17

Friday 22 July 2011 19:36

Well, something's better than nothing.

HU4L188 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:36

if u were about to pass out, then why didnt u take the bag off and catch ur breath

bwenduh45 7

Friday 22 July 2011 19:36

You should've put over her head.

ElainaCutsYou 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:36

doesn't matter, had sex!

jloldude2 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:37

slap her with ur penis

Eggers 2

Friday 22 July 2011 19:37

Plastic fetish

lbumbblebee 5

Friday 22 July 2011 19:37

I agree 21, atleast you had sex :) lol and next time maybe you poke two holes your eyes and one for your nose.. that will help you breath :)

ismellrealbad 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:40

bird is the word

JackMyBarakat 3

Friday 22 July 2011 19:40

I don't think that's really why she did it...

JackMyBarakat 3

Friday 22 July 2011 19:40

I don't think that's really why she did it...

comment11111 39

Friday 27 September 2013 7:55

Yeah, she imagined doing it with another. And OP didn't realize.

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