By motorboatofdoom - 30/3/2020 05:00

Nice way to go, really

  Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
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  RichardPencil  |  29

No, that won't do. It's got to be at least one woman and she (or they) have to be somewhat good-looking.

I want to get high-fives from the demons and other sinners when I get to my afterlife. Hell is going to be bad enough -- I don't want to be a laughing-stock for getting fucked to death by an ugly chick!

  Sagar Nair  |  11

That’s not the problem. Clearly OP’s an asthmatic and he couldn’t breathe properly when he’s in close spaces i.e. his face in between a girl’s boobs.

By  Chris Wasion  |  3

Go on....