FML : Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

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By Anonymous / Tuesday 8 March 2011 07:17 / United States

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By Doortje | 26

#2161628 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:16

Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')

By Alleged_Cranium | 7

#2161858 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 01:51

23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.

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By shaunasykes97 | 0

#2161611 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:12

I don't even wanna know how......

Temi25 | 6

#2161618 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:15

that sucks

santos17 | 0

#2162032 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 03:21

I think ur cute ;)

JustinThunder | 8

#2162043 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 03:26

While she thinks you are a creeper.

MichaelGood | 0

#2162266 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 05:42

while we all know I'm the hot one ;D

TheWazBe | 0

#2162314 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 06:14

44 Win!

TheJester12 | 13

#2163964 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 04:36

well on a positive note, sex is great excercise ! sounds like you need to attempt to have orgasms more often, then maybe one day your partner will realize what he thought was your vaj was actually just a fat roll that he misplaced :D

Rodo1 | 0

#2164229 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 06:31

ur hot

MichaelGood | 0

#2164335 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 07:34

skinny man abs strike again! hahaha!

chocchipcookies | 0

#2164838 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 11:51

ur both hot with yummy abs :)

TheJester12 | 13

#2166107 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:50

the ratio of shirtless men to trolls and people who simply can't take a joke is all off on this site, I may have to change my picture lol

zendaddy0 | 0

#2236928 - Friday 25 March 2011 12:40

is there a difference?

Cartera | 10

#5484056 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 09:42

2 years ago FML commenters were fucking weird.

By newmxr | 0

#2161614 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:15

lol WTF!!

Jonkbaby | 16

#2165156 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 02:14

kinda adorable

By krazy_glu3 | 0

#2161623 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:16

just don't pass out!!!!

insanesna1l | 0

#2161633 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:18

especially if he/she/he-she is a smaller build

Jizwold | 0

#2163997 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 04:46

6 made me laugh

By Doortje | 26

#2161628 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:16

Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2162012 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 03:12

yes hyperventilating feels great I'm surprised more people don't do it

Yaqui_fml | 9

#2162321 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 06:18

lol @39. hyperventilating sucks. makes me have a panic attack >.< idk how you can confuse an orgasm with that...

Doortje | 26

#2162452 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 07:22

Well #39, it must've felt good in some way, because why else would she think it was an orgasm?

5t3ff1k4h | 42

#2162944 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:08

If it's a really strong orgasm, it can leave you out of breath. Out of breath = panting = easily mistaken for hyperventilating.

ancora | 1

#2162964 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 12:16

Orgasms are hard to describe with words, and a lot of people (women in particular) aren't as in touch with their bodies as others. It is impossible for the OP to know what one feels like since they have never had one before. I have never hyperventilated, but I can imagine that when it first starts happening, it could probably match some verbal descriptions of what an orgasm is like. And I bet the OP figured it out quickly enough. The OP should spend some time becoming familiar with their body and relax some.

By allanaskye | 0

#2161646 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:24

that's pretty hilarious

By toastyjustice | 5

#2161650 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:25

Wait, your telling me that's not normal?!?

MichaelGood | 0

#2162430 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 07:16

no she's telling u she hasn't met me yet :D

AshBop | 5

#2173804 - Friday 11 March 2011 06:23

oh good lord. grow up you perv.

By Bates621 | 0

#2161665 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:30

First orgasm?

DjeePee | 24

#2161759 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 01:01

News flash: some people are unable to ever reach an orgasm.

likeyourelooking | 6

#2161898 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 02:04

yeh. I had to give myself my first orgasm before my body could get one from a partner. gals just don't have it as easy as the men do.

NPN_Scorpio | 16

#2161938 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 02:25

It took a week of daily practice for me to climax with my first girlfriend. I have no idea how common that is, but we had one hell of a good time anyway!

HomeAl0ne | 20

#2162570 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 08:17

Not that common. I was able to climax with your girlfriend first time.

dropdead16 | 0

#2162829 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 11:10

#66 lmfao

NPN_Scorpio | 16

#2165176 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 02:25

Pa-dum-tisch! ;)

InitiateMeDharma | 3

#2166114 - Wednesday 9 March 2011 10:58

@30. Comeback for your previous zing at me: Looking like you might make your man unwilling to try.

alluneedisluv | 0

#2178344 - Monday 14 March 2011 04:04

bahahaha!! :D

By Trollawlawlawl | 0

#2161675 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:32

Stop fornicating with midgets and 6 year olds.

By usmcFML4life | 0

#2161677 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 12:33

sad your bf can't give you an orgasm, but I can ;)

kdig26 | 0

#2161831 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 01:34

3 inches doesnt give ppl orgasms mate.

Alleged_Cranium | 7

#2161858 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 01:51

23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.

MissFukMyLuck | 0

#2161968 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 02:36

^ this guy wins.

ImKindaABigDeal | 6

#2162003 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 03:06

does giving someone 12 inches, 1/4 times work?

Hidan_fml | 0

#2162019 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 03:15

Use a real photo next time, faggot.

Hidan_fml | 0

#2162023 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 03:17

Even though I'm not either. God damnit.

guckylynn | 19

#2162107 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 04:00

Awesome comment 26! Does anyone else think 11's picture looks like a pregnant man?

RUSH777 | 0

#2162271 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 05:45

I can't achieve an orgasm through intercourse, but I can make myself climax from clitoral stimulation in less than 3 minutes. It's unfortunate, but it's very common for girls.