I don't even wanna know how......

that sucks

I think ur cute ;)

While she thinks you are a creeper.

while we all know I'm the hot one ;D

44 Win!

well on a positive note, sex is great excercise ! sounds like you need to attempt to have orgasms more often, then maybe one day your partner will realize what he thought was your vaj was actually just a fat roll that he misplaced :D

ur hot

skinny man abs strike again! hahaha!

ur both hot with yummy abs :)

the ratio of shirtless men to trolls and people who simply can't take a joke is all off on this site, I may have to change my picture lol

is there a difference?

2 years ago FML commenters were fucking weird.

lol WTF!!

kinda adorable

just don't pass out!!!!

especially if he/she/he-she is a smaller build

6 made me laugh

Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')

yes hyperventilating feels great I'm surprised more people don't do it

lol @39. hyperventilating sucks. makes me have a panic attack >.< idk how you can confuse an orgasm with that...

Well #39, it must've felt good in some way, because why else would she think it was an orgasm?

If it's a really strong orgasm, it can leave you out of breath. Out of breath = panting = easily mistaken for hyperventilating.

Orgasms are hard to describe with words, and a lot of people (women in particular) aren't as in touch with their bodies as others. It is impossible for the OP to know what one feels like since they have never had one before. I have never hyperventilated, but I can imagine that when it first starts happening, it could probably match some verbal descriptions of what an orgasm is like. And I bet the OP figured it out quickly enough.

The OP should spend some time becoming familiar with their body and relax some.

that's pretty hilarious

Wait, your telling me that's not normal?!?

no she's telling u she hasn't met me yet :D

oh good lord. grow up you perv.

First orgasm?

News flash: some people are unable to ever reach an orgasm.

yeh. I had to give myself my first orgasm before my body could get one from a partner. gals just don't have it as easy as the men do.

It took a week of daily practice for me to climax with my first girlfriend. I have no idea how common that is, but we had one hell of a good time anyway!

Not that common. I was able to climax with your girlfriend first time.

#66 lmfao

Pa-dum-tisch! ;)

@30. Comeback for your previous zing at me:

Looking like you might make your man unwilling to try.

bahahaha!! :D

Stop fornicating with midgets and 6 year olds.

sad your bf can't give you an orgasm, but I can ;)

3 inches doesnt give ppl orgasms mate.

23:
Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.

^ this guy wins.

does giving someone 12 inches, 1/4 times work?

Use a real photo next time, faggot.

Even though I'm not either. God damnit.

Awesome comment 26! Does anyone else think 11's picture looks like a pregnant man?

I can't achieve an orgasm through intercourse, but I can make myself climax from clitoral stimulation in less than 3 minutes.
It's unfortunate, but it's very common for girls.

3 minutes?! doesn't sound remotely unfortunate to me. Who cares if it's from penetration or clitorial stimulation, an orgasm is an orgasm.

agreed about 11's pic

dude...tmi xD

Hahaha that was pretty funny. People need to lighten up:)

nothing sexier than breathing into a paper bag while some poor jerkoff rails you....