By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 557
You deserved it 6 200

Same thing different taste

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beccaishereyay 11

Maybe she passed out because you suffocated her ;)

Birdie_Sage 0

maybe she fell asleep while looking for your penis.

klol_fml 11
shift_love 13

Shoulda finished anyways. Just move her head for her.

Rei_Ayanami 18

68- Assuming direct control! Now wouldn't that be an interesting way to wake up?

teelovesyou 2

Doesn't matter, still got a ********.

68, but you've seen my downstairs mix-up!

Is this the way you like it? Yes? Oh yesssss, yesssssssssss...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No, she gave you control of her head. Psshhh obviously..

Inheritance 10

Now what you do is jerk it and cum in her mouth why she's a sleep that'll teach her a lesson!

She must be very tired Fasinating....

MetalxSoldier 26

Thats what happens when you date a girl with narcolepsy.

Well that's certainly the opposite of some FML's that I've read.

Killafornia 1

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She didn't sleep the night before, drunk, drugs, got too tired, just bored, trolling on you, sugar crash, taking a break, etc. And in her dreams, you're eating her out

Birdie_Sage 0

Hopefully she didn't slide off and scrap something on the way down.

Well. It gives a brand new meaning to "sleepy head" that's for sure. :)