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TODAY, I WAS LAYING DOWN WITH MY GRLFRIEND, WHEN SHE ASKD ME IF I'D EVER BEEN KICKD IN THE JUNK. I AWKWARDLY SAID NO, AND SHE REPLID, "WELL MAYBE THAT SHOULD CHANGE." WHILE RUBBING MY SHOULDER LOVINGLY. I'M SCARD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42588) - you deserved it (4595)

On 01/14/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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I don't understand how the people on here get such weird and/or downright rude or mean significant others...

#2 - On 01/14/2014 at 2:39pm by WCARlover

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I would be scared, if i were in you...

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... I were a man...

#3 - On 01/14/2014 at 2:39pm by iacomary97

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