I had no clue we roundhouse our friends to say hello now ?

OP are you fucking Chuck Norris now or something?

road house...

This went straight to my favorites.

Easily one of the best FMLs I have read.

I don't understand. you give your friends a full power round house kick? if it wasn't full power than it doesn't matter.

from the girlfriend: Today, I saw my boyfriend and I lightly punched him in the back. thinking he would turn around and kiss me, I smiled. he ended up roundhouse kicking me in the face. I think I'm dating chuck norris. FML

best ever

if she was dating chuck norris it wouldn't be a FML

if she was dating chuck Norris and was kicked by him, she wouldn't be alive to write an Fml

More like 2 years

holy shit, that was funny lol

lmfao that's awesome

you are a true Ninja!! A Ninja, does not take shit from anybody, not even his gf :D Round House Kick to the FACE

well actually, OP was hit, so it wouldn't count as a flawless victory :/

^ this

yeah, he said girlfriend not ex

hm