By anun - 14/01/2014 14:06 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
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Ilovelife07 0

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

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frankie1331 0

i know right was it in?!

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greendaygirl999 5

*cough cough 3 inch cough cough* xD

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llcooljoey 0

ouch, that would have sucked, no really if she can't feel it there then try her mouth

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eehizle 0

use your tounge. or is that 2" as well?

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Jbiebs82 0

You knew exactaly what I was thinking @#1

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tellithowitis 13

she was just asking if her foot was in the shoe he was holding down for her, wats the big deal?? 

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Vincanety 0

if she can't feel it make the birch feel it baseball bat

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r39p 3

A question you will be asked the rest of your life

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fucking_dev 2

I take it or probably was ..

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KatherineAnne 7

I'd ask my bf that just to tease him... I KNOW I'll feel it when we finally do it... :P

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1800getalife 0

haha urs is still a little boy fyl

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Ilovelife07 0

shoulda taken it out, and put it in her butt and said "feel it now??"

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tpm45 25

Shoulda told her that you couldn't tell cuz she was too damn loose from shoving her head up there.

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gatorgirl7563 22

No. Don't do that without permission... unless you want her to return the favor one dark night.

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Cruth 2

FYL well u can still do some oral Sex lols

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ruinit 0

maybe his dick is just small.....

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redsox4021 0

maybe you moms dick is small!!!!!

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wonderboy1 0

maybe so loose that it would be like throwing a banana into a tunnel

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rasellersjr 0

or a hotdog down a hallway

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KatherineAnne 7

It a goat in a pickle jar...

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ABarrelHorseGirl 8

149, you ruined it. Had a good joke going and you walk in with a goat in a ******* pickle jar. You're a disappointment to this comment thread.

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