By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
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Either you have a weak shoulder or her head is the size of a watermelon.

Be thankful she didn't elbow your dick

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The worst is when your arm falls asleep

Pretty sure what happened to the OP sounds worse than just an arm falling asleep

Yeah it hurt just a little bit more then my arm falling asleep.

must...not...correct! than* DAMN IT!

You are allowed to date whales now

Whoa.. First time i see the op commenting...

This is the most typical thing for a girl to be a jerk about. O my hair makes your face really hot and your arm is falling asleep? Too bad we are spooning until we both fall asleep then you can wake up feeling like garbage

@ #1 Especially during spoons

Either you have a weak shoulder or her head is the size of a watermelon.

Once dislocated they'll never be a tight as they once were.

I hate loose joints they don't pull as hard... Wait what?

It does sound like you may have overreacted a bit.

You must have never dislocated any part of your body, it hurts like hell!!!

I've dislocated my shoulder before and although it hurts, it really isn't the kind of pain one would scream over. Also the way OP says it makes me thinks he's overreacting "practically dislocated". Idk could be wrong just my opinion but I've never heard of such pain coming from a girl laying her head on a shoulder

I've dislocated my shoulder before and although it hurts, it really isn't the kind of pain one would scream over. Also the way OP says it makes me thinks he's overreacting "practically dislocated". Idk could be wrong just my opinion but I've never heard of such pain coming from a girl laying her head on a shoulder

I dislocated my pinkie before and it didn't hurt that much. A gorge of adrenaline over flew my body and soul. My body was tingling as if I been shot with ecstasy. The hair in the back if my neck rose and suddenly, I was taken upon a vessel.......

That sound more like an alien abduction to me

But 28, don't you think a shoulder would be a lot worse than a pinkie?

Some people have low pain thresholds. Calm down.

"Practically dislocated" does not mean dislocated. Grow a pair bro you are giving us men a bad name lol

Sounds like you went super Sayain to me...

Screams of pain may be an exaggeration. He might just exclaimed ow a few times and then wrote screams of pain to sound more dramatic. I doubt it was actually bloodcurdling screams

Ouch! Get that checked if it still hurts

Be thankful she didn't elbow your dick

Hmm I want to say be thankful she didn't dislocate your dick but... Naw.. Yeah be thankful she didn't dislocate your dick. Pretty sure that's something to scream over

Is that even possible?

Tell her you wanna sleep on her arm next time. That always stops their complaining.

You need to workout man

Let her know that it was an ironic term to use considering her copious farting.

#15, no, because that wouldn't be an "asshole move." ;)

I know why you really screamed ;) you were planning on wanking tonight weren't you?

Yeah & he wanted to bust his load all over your pretty face.

Well that's a very rude thing to say.....

Who the hell screams while they masterbate?

Bucky Larson.

I was implying that he screamed because he was gonna use that arm tonight now he can't. To bad sarcasm can't be heard over the Internet.

38 - Edward Scissorhands

She practically dislocated your arm? More like you're a crybaby and this is a pathetic excuse. YDI