By Anonymous - 4/3/2010 00:36 - Canada
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
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  jdub28  |  0

kiss it?! how about a massage, mouth to penis recessitation (sp?), and then a vaginal surrounding to try to bring it back to full health. Although, depending how hard she nailed the landing you may want to get that checked by a doctor. FYL...

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  jdub28  |  0

I don't mind a spelling correction when I am unsure of the spelling. I think people over critcize grammar, but really people are lazy and Internet posts are often rediculously sloppy. The way I see it, if you understand what the person is saying then let it be; however, it is not a bad thing to learn how to spell.

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who enjoys proofreadin? an english teacher but not a NORMAL teenager. im cool with wanting to be different but when your a teen and you like grammar and proofreading thats dumb. you'll die a lonely old women who will be rememberd as "the lady who corrected grammar" wow..

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  boots9491  |  0

ok op get over it. It hurts bad for twenty minutes tops and then it settles down. This fml is over exaggerated. And yes I would know I have taken a balls to the nuts after a bad hop in the infield at baseball practice the one day I didn't wear a cup

By  FYLDeep  |  25

I sense an awesome sammich in your future. Make sure your girlfriend stays in the kitchen from now on to prevent situations like this from occuring.

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  jdub28  |  0

correction, if you are a girl there isn't pleasure without first experiencing a little pain. For the male of the species, pain in the crotch is very unneccessary.

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  bfffness  |  0

close you eyes and ask a guy to punch u in the stomach as hard as he can, see if that's pleasing... that's kinda how getting hit in the balls feels like