By ouch - 29/03/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

Some love you guys have....


She is a genius. I'm going to use that.

YDI for being a nancy.

Woman knows how to win

my balls hurt just reading that

fsu69 0

that hurt my marble sack

Agree with #1 that is fantastic *Hi-5 OP*

zendaddy0 0

now you can say you hate her more

zendaddy0 0

now you can say you hate her more

did he say nooooooo in slow motion before she started to kick him in slow motion?

dude get her back give her an uppercunt when she is not expecting it.

Haha I agree with #1 ... and 90 cute puppy! :)

haha, SERIOUSLY!:p

Slap her and then you'll won for sure.

win* Fuuuuuuuu auto correct.

Well played on her part! hahaha

haha #96 an uppercunt well anyways i would have punched her in the boob

xxxkewxxx 0


xxxkewxxx 0


120, you are very pretty!!

brettrb 18

well, dont mess with girls who have legs.. or knees.. or arms. haha. if my gf did this to me i woudnt care if she didnt kick me too hard, but as hard as you can..? hah thats uncalled for.

uomealot1 0

he can't kick her back if he can't move his legs without crying.

Same here my bf and I do it all the time, and now I've found a way to win LOL ;)

your gf can't kick you since "she" is your right hand

lol just Leave the toilet seat up

Damn, that girl's competitive.

I created an account just so I could like this comment!

MEM0817 18

180: You've clearly never been kicked in the balls before have you?

Can you just kill yourself

Never do this. It is cruel and unethical. And disgusting. And they might puke all over your face. And press assault charges.

Some love you guys have....

I'm gonna call this one sadistic

No, I think it's masochistic, mostly because she doesn't enjoy his pain.

lmao number 30 is cross eyed as a biatch

What the fuck 206? Why the hell would you "laugh your ass off" if someone is cross eyed? My sister was cross eyed till she was 14 years old before I could pay for and get her surgery all squared away. Know what I did to people who made fun of her before that? I gave 'em a nice clean haymaker. Now cool it, ya fucking asshat...

What's a haymaker?

haha I've done that didn't know it was that popular :) so that means you girlfriend like me is a genius :)

you spelt bitch wrong.

Monstee 2

You spelled spelled wrong.

You both used "wrong" incorrectly.

55- I love you. you are a genius

FFAffliction 0

if 36 is saying what I think he is saying then I agree.

ironyisforlosers 0

I was leaning more towards psychotic but I guess the words are interchangeable :)

haha 55 that's amazing

hatepineapple 14

Hmm. So if we don't live in Britan/are not British, how would we know common British idioms/alternate methods of spelling words? Just because we share a language doesn't mean the culture is the same.

While you make a valid point about general American ignorance 55, I find myself more caught up in that the order of your comparisons seemed to shift from British vs American to American vs British and back again to British vs American. It doesn't really matter but it just completely distracted me from your point :(

#131 - no-one is asking people to know every variant of every word, just to stop and think before calling someone out on it. It takes one second to quickly check a word you think might be wrong. To not recognise that there are alternate spellings in the world outside the US comes across as the height of arrogance, which is why people arc up over it.


You watch Big Bang Theory :D

MEM0817 18

36: You spelled spelt wrong... 55 is my hero :]

bpell15 5

You're all idiotic for believing that people actually care about grammar, punctuation, or spelling on an Internet site that is made for people to laugh at others expense.

hahaha! thats amazing

FMLandurstoo 9

Why wasn't she in the kitchen?

Alderman55 0

nice pic rofl

if you play the "who loves who more" game you totally deserve to get kicked in the nads

sarahgrace4 0

she won... period

itsmissjox3 0


hey whatever it takes to win

fsu69 0

besides that

FlozellPeters 0

damn, you're truly gorgeous. just sayin.

so true lol n ^^ lol

colincastleberry 4

ok 1 I agree with u lol def anything 2 win and 2 yes I also agree u ate spectacularly gorgoues ;)

haha Ya I totally agree with you. btw you are VERY hot ;) you should do modeling:)

no way that's ur real pic

marlie_x you are one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen. No sarcasm

you totally set yourself up for that. be glad you're dating someone smart enough to see that opportunity and take it.

to anyone kicking a guy in the balls is not a sign of love...... well unless your into that kinky shit lol

She's brilliant and YDI for not letting her win in the first place girls win so get over it (:

you_freak 7

Ever heard of punctuation?

titan87 0