By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Chester
Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML
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  then000bster  |  16

I've never been kicked, but have accidentally kicked my friend. I let him punch me in the arm as hard as he wanted to compensate, as much as that could compensate.

  _ashole  |  10

I think everyone is failing to notice that there may be a possibility that she knows something op might have done and he just doesn't know that yet..

  _ashole  |  10

64, when I wrote that I was reffering to the possibility that he might have done something he wouldn't want her to find out and she did. Just a scenario. have some imagination, besides I never mentioned anything about an argument for not reading minds.

By  SuperMew  |  22

Hopefully she has a "quirky" sense of humor. I joke with my friends about some weird stuff, but I would never make my significant other paranoid I was going to damage his dick.

  YeaSo3  |  14

only make him paranoid if you're really going to damage it
..asking him questions with no intent or reasoning behind it is just sick lol

  barleyguy  |  17

As a man who was kicked in the balls many a time while taking tae know do as a child by the girl who would 8 years later become my girlfriend, I can say with absolute certainty that while yes it does hurt it is a funny ass story to tell people.....somewhat emasculating but funny as hell