You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
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13BlackCat 2

why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

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13BlackCat 2

why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

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b182link 0

go up there in uniform, then when you take them off, put them in the holster. then start talking to your son about mommy in heaven. he'll feel bad

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hobbsicle805 0

Not all cops dumbass

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Palirose 22

Apparently my mind was in the gutter as well. Cuz hot sex came to my mind before "cop" lol

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kittykat1501 31

223 how do you know of is a boy? Not rhetorical, I really wanna know, unless you assumed.

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meddude 0

haha that's hilarious. the question remains: why did he handcuff himself to the desk?

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Frlf 0

You should've locked her up for being insolent to the USA authority XD.

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pinkalicious224 7

Lol that's what I said. Arrest the teacher.

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Amkii 0

Hahaha nice. Bet the teacher will be pretty embarrassed when you tell her you're a police officer.

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PureGold 0

hahaha, couldn't she tell they were real cuffs? That's hilarious though xD

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5ive 0

So was it a sex toy or were they real handcuffs?

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