You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
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why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

Go to the school in uniform.

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why that is the first thing that came to his teacher's mind i don't know. my first thought was cop. i think the teacher has his or her mind in the gutter

go up there in uniform, then when you take them off, put them in the holster. then start talking to your son about mommy in heaven. he'll feel bad

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Not all cops dumbass

Apparently my mind was in the gutter as well. Cuz hot sex came to my mind before "cop" lol

223 how do you know of is a boy? Not rhetorical, I really wanna know, unless you assumed.

haha that's hilarious. the question remains: why did he handcuff himself to the desk?

Because he's 9.

You should've locked her up for being insolent to the USA authority XD.

Lol that's what I said. Arrest the teacher.

i thought sex toy at first too lol

seriously man, no need to be racist :P

Hahaha nice. Bet the teacher will be pretty embarrassed when you tell her you're a police officer.

hahaha, couldn't she tell they were real cuffs? That's hilarious though xD

So was it a sex toy or were they real handcuffs?

It was a unicorn-shaped burrito.

Go to the school in uniform.

thats exactly what i was thinking

if you're a cop, then why do those handcuffs have a fur coating?

Well because they need to be comfy to