By Jogger - 19/8/2020 14:01

Stealth bomber

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
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By  DarkAngelsBlade  |  24

Next time tell them to fuck off, not everyone is healthy or a prude, people can fart for many reasons and they’d never truly know who did what unless they were right next to the farters ass.

By  coius  |  18

If you had any farts in you that you could have used, to piss off the other in-liners, You should’ve farted loudly and tell them you are proud you are making them gasp for oxygen. Sometimes overplaying the bad guy role can make things hilarious and cause amusing things to happen. Its like payback when you are the victim by making everyone freak out and leave that is heckling you. Instant access to barista is the reward as hopefully the asshats that assumed it was you would leave in disgust.

I would’ve then gotten an iced water and promptly walk over to the original farter and dumped it on him “accidentally”. Paybacks a bitch, but no one says you can’t be the source of payback