So, your screen name is jogger and this is a fart story. Ever hear of crop dusting?

Why didn't you shift the blame to the actual flatulator? "Snitches get stitches" doesn't apply in the world of farting.

Next time tell them to fuck off, not everyone is healthy or a prude, people can fart for many reasons and they’d never truly know who did what unless they were right next to the farters ass.

farts aren't rude. they are natural with every human.

If you had any farts in you that you could have used, to piss off the other in-liners, You should’ve farted loudly and tell them you are proud you are making them gasp for oxygen. Sometimes overplaying the bad guy role can make things hilarious and cause amusing things to happen. Its like payback when you are the victim by making everyone freak out and leave that is heckling you. Instant access to barista is the reward as hopefully the asshats that assumed it was you would leave in disgust. I would’ve then gotten an iced water and promptly walk over to the original farter and dumped it on him “accidentally”. Paybacks a bitch, but no one says you can’t be the source of payback