SonOfAMitch

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Night owl
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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The rules are the rules
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Socialite
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Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

6%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

12%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

51%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

46%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

52%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

10%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%