Just had to be FIRST huh?

GTFO, 1.

Could be worst, it could have been a kinky bomb.

oh gosh, you're a little too excited.... I bet that turns you on.

1, people like you make me want to slam your head into an oven.

deymadu1st

As long we're making faces: :O + :P = 69

I don't know why everyones complaining about 1. His comment actually goes with the FML. Back on topic, it probably wasn't smart bringing a metal object there.

Is Peter Chao your boyfriend?

Violent much? lol

Categorize and store it in it's proper place until disposal? :D

You know one of them will end up handcuffing themselves to something...

I would've passed it off as just handcuffs... Unless it was lined in pink frilly fluff ;D

I'd say I'm an undercover stripper cop .

"hello fellow officer I was just about to arrest this man for being a naughty boy" ;D

Thumb up this comment if you're sick of full page ads on the FML app... Also, OP, that must have been humiliating.

On the bright side OP, at least you were gonna get it in. I mean, when is that not a good thing? :D haha

Keyman's ripped and hot....

Who else but Quagmire?!

Goo.

Peters friend Quagmire says that all the time! Oh how it gets on my nerves!

I'm sorry but there's one thing I must say. Holy shit nobody gives a fuck about that fucking chef game we are all here to laugh at peoples misery. Thank you and sorry for straying off topic.

EvilPotato don't apologize for stating the truth, the ad is annoying as hell.

Giggity indeed..

That's a shitty situasian

Not really

I always keep a pair on me ...size extra small.

#118 is that so you can 'handcuff' your dick?

nor the whip

Oh and officer that isn't a flashlight

no that's not the kind you wear around your neck...

This one requires a week of training before use

haha be lucky he didn't ask to join

You used the wrong form of "weather" in your profile

You also used "to" incorrectly. It's " me too," not " me to." Oh, and by the way... Who let you out of the kitchen?

In addition to my previous comment, you misspelled "kindergarten." It's not "kindergarden." ...according to my restriction papers...

You misspelled "kinkergarten". It's not "kindergarten". According to my restriction papers :)

He probably called the other officers so they would all get a kick out of it.