What's your emergency?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML
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Same thing different taste

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daisythebunny1988 9

at least you know that he knows how to call 911 in an emergency

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The only way? Your kid is pretty dumb. Another good way for him to reach you is for him to hold up a liquor store. Duh.

daisythebunny1988 9

at least you know that he knows how to call 911 in an emergency