By swarm20 - 05/02/2013 05:24 - United States - Mankato

Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 500
You deserved it 52 396

Same thing different taste

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ThirstyGrunt 6

That's hilarious! I would have loved to see your face when he pointed that out...


ThirstyGrunt 6

Might've been skin color mitten you never know

First of all, you called security because of your mittens? Hilarious. Secondly, why are you wearing mittens in the first place? Gloves are where it's at.

#27 Or OP just had a retard moment. It happens.

Fingerless gloves. Learn from the hobos.

I've had that happen with my glasses, I was looking all over my room, and I was getting upset so I put my hands up to my face, it turned out that I was wearing them! So don't be embarrassed OP, it happens to the best of us.

That's hilarious! I would have loved to see your face when he pointed that out...

"This is why I love my job" I can see that being said so easily in this situation..

Or 'this is why I hate my job'.... Either could work!

Seriously? How can you be so absent-mitten. Ive got to hand it to you, that was pretty dumb.

A for effort, were you smitten? thats handy that you were able to call at least. Damn, that ones tricky, hmm, maybe it just wasnt worth a pun

This entire thread is disgraceful. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

^^ or proud of yourselves.. Disgraceful is cool

RochelleRedvines 8

Dear lord, the puns ... The horrible. Tasteless. PUNS!

Everyone makes mittakes OP! Just be more observant next time.

ElementaryEdGuy 18

I disagree. OP is just really stupid.

Herculesninja27 5

Looking for your phone whilst using it is one thing. But this? This is crazy.

dontpanic_fml 32

I agree...I really sympathize with people who are looking for their phone while using it, or looking for the glasses that are on their head, or for the pencil that's in their hand...but this seems loopy. Maybe because they went all the way to calling security (was it really that important to get the mittens then and there anyway?)

Love_sosa 10
Panda_Shy_Haven 17

It's not the same when you call security! But yes, it is a little loopy :) it's funny, but I can't imagine security found it so.

It is the same, if she had a key she would've opened it up and searched for hours. Everyone has a 'blonde' moment once in a while. Most of us won't post it. But we probably should.

dontpanic_fml 32

sig4life, if she opened it up and looked for hours, that would have been on her time. It is NOT the same because most people, before getting to the point of using other people's time to assist them, will do everything in their power to resolve the issue.

oh well, the other day I was positive that I lost my hockeystick, until someone pointed out that it was in my hand, it happens to pretty much everyone, no worries

lifes_surprises 11

We've all done something like that. Lost my house key once because it was in my hand when i took off my glove. So don't feel bad.

Draxanoth 15

I voted FYL... Because if you're truly that stupid, your life is ******.

blackclock 3

You just brought stupid to a whole new level.

I'm sorry OP, but I think you really should consider going back to kindergarten. I'm not quite sure how you've coped with this low an IQ for so many years. I'm sorry.

A lot of people have done something similar to this. I know many people, myself included, that thought they lost something when it was right in their hand. It does not mean they have a low IQ.

How does absent mindedness even correlate to IQ?

If anything this degree of absentmindedness might indicate a rather high IQ. The brain-dead don't tend to get lost in their thoughts this much - because they don't have any. But you probably wouldn't know, #12.