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The gloves are off.
Might've been skin color mitten you never know
First of all, you called security because of your mittens? Hilarious. Secondly, why are you wearing mittens in the first place? Gloves are where it's at.
#27 Or OP just had a retard moment. It happens.
Fingerless gloves. Learn from the hobos.
I've had that happen with my glasses, I was looking all over my room, and I was getting upset so I put my hands up to my face, it turned out that I was wearing them! So don't be embarrassed OP, it happens to the best of us.
77- Have you posted an FML about that?
That's hilarious! I would have loved to see your face when he pointed that out...
"This is why I love my job" I can see that being said so easily in this situation..
Or 'this is why I hate my job'.... Either could work!
Seriously? How can you be so absent-mitten. Ive got to hand it to you, that was pretty dumb.
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A for effort, were you smitten? thats handy that you were able to call at least. Damn, that ones tricky, hmm, maybe it just wasnt worth a pun
That didn't even rhyme properly!
You're all terrible
This entire thread is disgraceful. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
^^ or proud of yourselves.. Disgraceful is cool
Dear lord, the puns ... The horrible. Tasteless. PUNS!
You tried...
Everyone makes mittakes OP! Just be more observant next time.
Looking for your phone whilst using it is one thing. But this? This is crazy.
I agree...I really sympathize with people who are looking for their phone while using it, or looking for the glasses that are on their head, or for the pencil that's in their hand...but this seems loopy. Maybe because they went all the way to calling security (was it really that important to get the mittens then and there anyway?)
It's not the same when you call security! But yes, it is a little loopy :) it's funny, but I can't imagine security found it so.
It is the same, if she had a key she would've opened it up and searched for hours. Everyone has a 'blonde' moment once in a while. Most of us won't post it. But we probably should.
oh well, the other day I was positive that I lost my hockeystick, until someone pointed out that it was in my hand, it happens to pretty much everyone, no worries
I'm sorry OP, but I think you really should consider going back to kindergarten. I'm not quite sure how you've coped with this low an IQ for so many years. I'm sorry.
A lot of people have done something similar to this. I know many people, myself included, that thought they lost something when it was right in their hand. It does not mean they have a low IQ.
How does absent mindedness even correlate to IQ?
If anything this degree of absentmindedness might indicate a rather high IQ. The brain-dead don't tend to get lost in their thoughts this much - because they don't have any. But you probably wouldn't know, #12.
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How do you.NOT deserve this ?
That's hilarious! I would have loved to see your face when he pointed that out...