By hfs palm - 21/06/2015 21:37 - United States

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML
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nonsensical 26

Honey, I cuffed the kids.

That's gonna be a bit of a mess. :/ Good luck op.

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That's gonna be a bit of a mess. :/ Good luck op.

#1 rule with handcuffs- always have the key safe and present

mds9986 24

Handcuffs are an adult toy, you shouldn't let three kids handle them.

They really aren't difficult in the slightest to get out of without a key. Everyone is overreacting.

#50<--- this guy gets it. Handcuffs all have a very simple locking system and are by far the easiest locks to pick. All you need is a paper clip or a hair beret.

Ive done it before too.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Well, time to saw off someone's hand.

Lol I like how it the wife said "my twins" instead of "our twins."

Maybe the husband is their step father?

ColonelCusswords 24

I want to play a game...

Pretend is just "liar" for "I fucked up".

johncanact 13

Relax

I just let all the muscles in my body go limp, now what?

josace 9

This doesn't make sense. OP didn't say he was pretending. He legitly lost the key. He didn't lie about it at all

nonsensical 26

Honey, I cuffed the kids.

love this comment:')

Haha this is the best comment I've ever seen!

Kids can't make a mess if handcuffed to something

SweetSociopathy 24

Handcuffs have universal keys. Just buy another pair and use that key to unlock them- unless you wanna bring your kids by the police department to get them unlocked.

2nd 20

Solid advice. Good luck OP! Also next time dont get anymore handcuffs.

There's a cheaper way. Take something thin and long and push it into the slot where the serrated hand goes into the locking mechanism. Push the latch inward and just open them. Yes, it is really that easy.

Talking from experience?

Cheaper then buying another set of cuffs just go to a police/EMS uniform store handcuff keys are like a dollar unless you want fancy ones for five dollars

Is it a good idea to sell handcuff keys so cheaply?

A criminal who unlocks his handcuffs will at best still be locked in the back of a squad car with two armed cops up front, and I don't think subs opening their cuffs without their dom's approval is a danger to society

What made him think that was okay?

Megatron_Griffin 25

You can tighten them up pretty Damn well...I suppose there could be chance they could slip their hands through but it would probably be quite painful for them. Hopefully they've managed to stay calm through the ordeal OP. Good luck

He's like an 8 year old himself

kinda like triplets then