By anonynous - 27/06/2015 15:01 - United States - Charlotte
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How old are you exactly?
Down to the microsecond, please.
Old enough to post a FML
So about 9? xD
She must have sent this in on her leapfrog phone
She's gonna be a wreck when you go off to College
No, not her/he they will be going off to college
... Wat
I had a friend...or shall we say I knew a guy like this in college. It didn't end. His mom would call and interrogate him. Use parental controls on his laptop (that he used almost exclusively for school), and even took away his car at one point when he lied or something. I'm sorry OP. Unless you're under 15 or something. Then it's still kind of silly, but I understand the phone part for sure.
the cookiecomet means this persons mother is going to follow them to college. lol definitely shouldn't be down voted.
My mother called the cops on my sister when she was in college, because my sister never returned my mom's calls at 7:00 in the morning (my sister was asleep, of course)
Man that is brutal. Overbearing parents like that make their kids lie to escape. FHL
Oh the joys of being four years old.
Wait, so 4-year-olds having cellphones is now a thing?
Sadly these days. It seems they do. I have seen numerous 4 yr olds in my area having their own cell phones
I've seen 6 year-olds with iPhones.
I have a friend with a two year old who has her own iPad.
I know multiple kids age 4 and under who have their own tablets, phones, and computers
Whe I see kids with IPads and the like it hurts my soul.
i had mine since 2nd grade, and my sister since kindergarten but it was because our parents were never home when our schools got out
I had a flip phone but it was like... Emergency use and stuff, or really important calls.
It's not as crazy as it sounds for toddlers to have their own tablets and phones and such. They have a lot of apps, some of them educational, specifically for toddlers and young children. And for obvious reasons, parents don't want their toddlers playing with their gadgets, so they get them their own.
You should save it as a surprise and just one day tell her that you're not 5 years old.
Get another phone she doesn't know about and keep giving her the old one :D
Unless it's a friend's broken old phone?
You can easily buy a phone at any electronics store and switch the Sim card. It's expensive but a one time cost.
#6 hence why you should allow your kids some privacy, otherwise you are teaching them how to keep secrets and lie to you. Bad parenting imo but everyone is different.
thug life!
Wait till she discovers porn
No she won't, she's not going through his apps. And if she was then she would see what he wrote
You're a fucking moron
You made this app 10X better!
Jesus, what do your other family members think?
If your old enough to submit an FML your old enough to move out
Yes, because people don't lie about their age on the Internet.
...at 13? I dunno, the age block here is pretty young
You know children are on this site, right? it is a possibility that OP is as young as 13.
It's been so long since I've signed up, but don't you need to agree that you are at least 17? But isn't that all? There is no way to really prove that you are of age on the Internet. And most kids these days can get past most parental locks.
The age block is 13, same for most social media sites.
And you're how old ?
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How old are you exactly?
Oh the joys of being four years old.