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igese
| 11
start jacking off next 2 her
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Argumental_Rhino
| 8
You must be doing something wrong.
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Skittlepickle
| 13
Don't take no for an answer.
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Argumental_Rhino
| 8
You must be doing something wrong.
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Skittlepickle
| 13
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Skittlepickle
| 13
Never take no for an answer.
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IphonFML
| 6
or he can't compete with her dildo :P
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eeppiicc
| 8
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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simonsaysYDI
| 8
Only thing he did wrong was ask =P.
Just get in there next time OP!!
Just get in there next time OP!!
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ALpein
| 0
Isn't that like... the definintion of rape...
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chocol8m
| 6
I don't think it's rape if it's with his wife
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FML_Master2133
| 6
They are married dumbass then it's mistreating her.
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ALpein
| 0
Sooo... rape isn't rape if they're married?
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EduJav321
| 24
Actually, 94, there IS such a thing as marital rape... But i think what we have here is a communication problem
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TarieBoo
| 2
but honest dildos do so much now...my friend actually prefers them over guys sometimes._. guys need to step it up before didlos take over!!
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boofgall
| 16
108- A tongue isn't battery operated man.
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Drigr
| 9
There's just ways you can touch yourself that your partner wont be able to do.
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Calyx_fml
| 21
I hate to tell you all but masturbation does not stop during a relationship. It is not a replacement for sex or something to do during the lack of sexual activity. It is a pleasure into itself. If she wants to wank then it's her prerogative. Maybe she'll want a fuck later. OP is doing nothing wrong.
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Blee864
| 16
Bahahaha
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keenflow
| 2
108- Maybe if some girls werent so worn out they could get off with a guy. Not the guys fault.. If a guy is with a girl that is tight more than likely she will get off if he knows what he is doing. On the other hand if a girls vagina is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway I highly doubt she would get off on anything other than oversized dildo. Get a grip lol literally.
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dcg1375
| 7
Wow. 168 actually thinks a girl getting off has to do with how tight she is. There is so much more to a woman being able to orgasm with her partner. It's not about tightness.
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kyarush
| 10
Only in Louisiana...
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niplipsip
| 9
168 - probably the most ignorant thing I've heard all day. thanks for this laugh.
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GaleHawthorne
| 0
Dildos can do so much these days. They can spin, thrust, come in several colors, etc..
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snivellus
| 6
168 um, most women tend to achieve orgasms through clitoral stimulating, not penetration. so it really doesn't matter about tightness. I hope you do some research before having sex, or you're gonna have some unsatisfied partners. also, even if the OP's wife was "loose" she doesn't have trouble getting a man because she's married to one who is obviously happy to have sex with her.
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igese
| 11
start jacking off next 2 her
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Grammar_Nazi_97
| 0
I don't think I need to point this "1" out
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baddawg365
| 0
But make sure you look at her with a wide eyed unblinking stare. And when you finish scream "I WIN!!!!!!"
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Cutieday101
| 0
Only makes sense to do so...........lol ;)
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
23 - like a boss.
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kyleekay
| 25
17- If you want to claim the title of "Grammar Nazi", please use correct punctuation.
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379_fml
| 11
Mutual masterbation can lead to multiple rounds if sex after... If watching turns her on enough
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kyleekay
| 25
111- Fair enough, grammar does not technically include punctuation. I suppose my line of thinking was that if you are going to claim to be a perfectionist of any sort, you should probably live up to the title.
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JRockk
| 2
I think Grammar Nazi there does a fine job at being a grammar perfectionist so I think he/she does live up to his/her title.
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emag_eht
| 18
115- By now I hope you've at least caught that he was making fun of the first comment that used "2" instead of the actual word.
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ChickInGreenVans
| 12
Dude.. that is just weird!!
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aylard
| 0
I love your picture.
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zakkman
| 4
Well, he technically forgot the period at the end of his sentence.
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ElmoSaysSquishy
| 28
152 it's actually quite enjoyable to watch your partner. You should try it.
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hewro_failure
| 11
Punctuation is a part of grammar...
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CorporalDunn
| 4
Is it really that hard to write the word 'to', you stupid cockhead?
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jynx2501
| 3
Good advice, she obviously needs something to spice it up.
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igese
| 11
what the hell is wrong with you?
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HassanImran
| 0
Jealous?
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SparkleyTurtle
| 4
Boss wife, you should learn from her: maybe then she'll want your pleasuring :)
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PrimeEvilTahir
| 23
OP should sit there with a pen and paper in hand and start taking notes. Also he should not compromise on a concentrated stare and the timely 'hmm' and 'uhun'.
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un0m3
| 14
Salty
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SliceOfCake
| 9
I'd actually call her behavior spicy.
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Paprika ;)
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baddawg365
| 0
TABASCO!!!
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TheMathMajor
| 26
Haha, condom...ents :P
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CyborgBanana
| 12
Cake.
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zachherbert
| 10
And just a pinch of marshmallows. Thus is the recipe for disaster
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salsero85
| 3
The cake is a lie...
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emag_eht
| 18
It's innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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ChickInGreenVans
| 12
Ahem..
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patrickalamo
| 47
Just like laundry, it was a small load so she did it by hand.
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Il_Maestro
| 6
My girlfriend is so sweet, she does all my laundry for me
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baddawg365
| 0
Mine makes me sammiches
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yuggi1
| 11
Bitch please! I do laundry, sammiches/sandwiches AND shave his back. Your girlfriends have nothing on me.
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...Just putting it out there. :|
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...Just putting it out there. :|
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TarieBoo
| 2
102- ewwwwwww hairy back
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ladyLALAA
| 28
102, firstly ew, secondly, try waxing so you don't have to do it so much. :)
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ChickInGreenVans
| 12
102.. You really just put me off with the hairy back.. Gross
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I_lost_the_game
| 25
Do you chew his food for him as well(?)
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coldashell
| 23
You might need some help with pleasing your wife.
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TheMathMajor
| 26
The Internet is your friend, OP :)
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j_cat187
| 19
I shall be your sex mentor.
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baddawg365
| 0
8- To bad he could not mimic your profile pic... The face not the animals....
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
"Need a hand?"
"Nah, I've got two."
"Nah, I've got two."
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beef25967
| 2
You could have just started rubbing one off next to her.
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baddawg365
| 0
I have a feeling that I've seen something such as this quite recently.... Hmmmmm wonder why that is
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baddawg365
| 0
I have a feeling that I've seen this quite recently.... Hmmmmm wonder why that is
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emeraldisle
| 30
I'm sure she's just joking.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Well if she was, OP more than likely wouldn't have posted this.
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blcksocks
| 19
I doubt if women make jokes when it's time to orgasm.
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SarcasticUnicorn
| 9
Maybe she was almost getting there and didn't want to risk it.
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Izabushel
| 65
Good point!