By Drill Drilled - 15/04/2015 22:12 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML
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wesleyc2110 22

At least no one will notice you being late

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Comments

deathstar3548 14

Agree? To what? You being an idiot?

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JustinJK 21

Does anyone remember when the fml staff would moderate the first comment if they said first? The staff would write something totally ridiculous and people were like wtf how did this person write all that? I didn't have an account at that time, more of a lurker. but it was hilarious.

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wesleyc2110 22

At least no one will notice you being late

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patsrock12bh 7

However they may notice you in the principal's office

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Arthurie 30

Yeah, now people will know how much of a firebrand OP is.

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kylieh72 25

Unless their school is new or has been updated with security cameras. There's a chance the op could end up in trouble for being late AND pulling the alarm...sorry op!

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pinkster2014 25

In my school, there are covers over the alarms so that kind of thing wouldn't happen...

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HappyItalian 38

"Why'd you pull the alarm, kid?" "Well, you see, I'm too hot." "Hot damn."

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ohjoy15 33

Thank you for showing us that it could always be worse... (:

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Not for the guy, though.

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Arthurie 30

Looks like you've met your *match*, OP... gravity. Ah, but thinking about it brings me *down*. :(

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gabythatcher 21

that joke was already terrible, why did you have to *point* it out to us?

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JayGatsby 25

It took me forever to figure out how "match" was a pun

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redstone7693 29

wow.. I got down voted by some stupid faggots who don't understand puns

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