First comment!

Nobody cares, be prepared to get down voted.

Fascinating.

Ha first I agree

Agree? To what? You being an idiot?

Does anyone remember when the fml staff would moderate the first comment if they said first? The staff would write something totally ridiculous and people were like wtf how did this person write all that? I didn't have an account at that time, more of a lurker. but it was hilarious.

At least no one will notice you being late

However they may notice you in the principal's office

Yeah, now people will know how much of a firebrand OP is.

Unless their school is new or has been updated with security cameras. There's a chance the op could end up in trouble for being late AND pulling the alarm...sorry op!

In my school, there are covers over the alarms so that kind of thing wouldn't happen...

well...that must have been alarming!

"Why'd you pull the alarm, kid?"
"Well, you see, I'm too hot."
"Hot damn."

"Called a police and a fireman."

I bet the principal was heated

At least it wasn't some guy's knob.

Thank you for showing us that it could always be worse... (:

Not for the guy, though.

"Coming in hot!"

Looks like you've met your *match*, OP... gravity. Ah, but thinking about it brings me *down*. :(

that joke was already terrible, why did you have to *point* it out to us?

Your puns are tearable

It took me forever to figure out how "match" was a pun

wow.. I got down voted by some stupid faggots who don't understand puns

What are you OP? You're a numpty!