Nobody cares, be prepared to get down voted.

Fascinating.

Agree? To what? You being an idiot?

Does anyone remember when the fml staff would moderate the first comment if they said first? The staff would write something totally ridiculous and people were like wtf how did this person write all that? I didn't have an account at that time, more of a lurker. but it was hilarious.

However they may notice you in the principal's office

Yeah, now people will know how much of a firebrand OP is.

Unless their school is new or has been updated with security cameras. There's a chance the op could end up in trouble for being late AND pulling the alarm...sorry op!

In my school, there are covers over the alarms so that kind of thing wouldn't happen...

"Called a police and a fireman."

Thank you for showing us that it could always be worse... (:

Not for the guy, though.

that joke was already terrible, why did you have to *point* it out to us?

Your puns are tearable

It took me forever to figure out how "match" was a pun

wow.. I got down voted by some stupid faggots who don't understand puns