Work, Awkward and Wanker: Wanker - FML

Wanker

By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 06:10 - United States

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Today, I volunteered at a nursing home. I approached a lonely, old man who had a type of nervous tick. I went over to speak to him, and not even four sentences into our conversation he says, "I'd really like to make love to you." What I thought was a tick was actually him stroking himself. FML

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altkat 3

Monday 30 March 2009 21:01

At least you have the satisfaction of knowing that creepy old men have the hots for you. Congratulations.

crazy_cat_lady 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:28

Haha something similar happened to me! I was working for a podiatrist that visits nursing homes, and I had to kneel down on the floor to take off a patient's shoes and socks. I heard the patient breathing harder and harder, so I stood up, afraid that he was having a heart attack or a stroke or something. Then I saw his hard on, and realized he had just been staring down my scrub top. Old men are so perverted!

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Unre4l 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Darraghscoot 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:05

lol original defenition l

delude 26

Friday 23 May 2014 8:20

Look on the downside, he thought she was hot

amirn86 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:33

Creepy Mccreepster

lizwriteslove 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:49

oh wow. poor you lol

amirn86 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:54

Haha I second #1 Also... FML is not really working properly right now, it's kind of annoying

NotxxLucky 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:54

What a ******* creep hahaha

Revan_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:56

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gawain_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:59

So, did you let him?

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 26 August 2011 5:17

Anyone else on here thinking daddy issues?! :D

gr8sexpectations 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:54

gay

Jasper_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:57

eeeeeew.

altkat 3

Monday 30 March 2009 21:01

At least you have the satisfaction of knowing that creepy old men have the hots for you. Congratulations.

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