Like whack off to the cute nurse feeding you and blame it on dementia.

#2, it's great, I tell ya! I put my hands on ladies' boobies all the time. They slap me and I start crying, "I'm an old man, I'm confused!" My weeping has become so wrenching, that many of them take my hands and put them back on their boobies to stop my tears. Golden years, indeed!

Oh perdix you're still here??

What I don't get is that it sounds as if he continued to play with himself even after the OP walked in. That's one disgustingly brazen, old, saggy dude.

17- re-read the FML. That is exactly what happened. If he's in a care home, he may have dementia, so his behaviour would be a bit more understandable.

And that's my query: who the FUCK does that??

Edits drive me crazy. Your added sensitivity makes me look like an asshole...

Correction: your asshole-ness makes you look like an asshole.

What I don't get is why you used my comment to get your point across, get your own space

If it's a whopper. But, the 2 tasks could be done at different times.

4- Can and will are two different categories. My Grandma is mentally in a similar state, and while she has the physical dexterity to feed herself, if we don't feed her, she won't eat at all as she always believes she just ate a full course meal. And at 70 lbs, she can't afford to miss too many of those meals.

It's fine if it's a consensual act between two people, but yeah that's a messed up policy. OP should have at least gotten a male caretaker to take her place.

Now op knows why his family doesn't visit during feeding time

How would that be better?

pay no attention to the man jerking off behind the curtain

I find it funny that there is a policy for it to begin with.

He can probably go on for hours. Reminds me of the saying, there's no point in beating a dead horse. Good luck getting that mental image out of your mind. :)

Argh!!!!!!! I wouldn't have thought anything about it if you hadn't added that last bit.

I'll get the bleach

I was thinking the same thing. Se-men, can be really disgusting at times.