By Anonymous - United States
Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML
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  pooper191817  |  0

i want an official red ryder two hundred shot range model air rife!" with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time. is your name ralphie by chance?

  warpig182  |  0

Alright so what else is there to do in Colorado other than sports, hunting, fishing, and videogames. Those are the cheapest things to do here anyways.

  Sirin_fml  |  46

I feel terrible for breaking up this obviously quite beautiful and touching party, but do you think you could take it to private messaging? MSN? Facebook? Myspace? Maybe even telepathically beam insults backwards and forth between your beautiful minds?

  Sirin_fml  |  46

Ah well, then there's nothing I can do for you, besides giving you the address to a liquor store, and this empty vodka bottle. I feel like such a failure. I hope I can be forgiven for my lack of psychic powers.

  DocBastard  |  38

Warpig- Allow me to translate Sirin's rather cryptic message to you. Shut the hell up. Don't have a private 1-on-1 conversation in the comment section.

Just a hint- see that "(FML Staff)" after Sirin's name? Amazingly enough, that means she's one of those "mods" you always hear about but don't often see. She can ban you. Or worse, she can change your comment to say whatever crosses her mind. So mind your manners and do what she says.

  KaySL  |  24

See that "FML Staff" after her name? That's the staff she uses to beat the living fuck out of you if you say something stupid, genius.

  TheCountess  |  4

Rock climbing, camping, hiking, mountain biking, skiing, snowboarding, name a few. Colorado is definitely not lacking when it comes to fun activities.

  shinco_fml  |  0

148 - arguing more proves your point. I can clearly understand what you are trying to achieve, and by doing so, you should totally respond to this in a distressed manner.

By  goldiefox  |  0

hahaha hooker much?! maybe you should of read the instructions....I know guys don't normally read instructions but there could be an exception for a gay guy! =P

By  Sparx1_1  |  16

What exactly is the problem? So you leave the make up alone and just let the people who matter know that you had a crappy halloween make up incident.

Sure people might tease, you but it's not the end of the world.

If you're that much of a baby and can't cope try phoning the beauty department at the nearest pharmacy and ask for a recommendation to get it off.