Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML
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stealthkitten
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haha, that's funny. you better rock that purple eyeliner now ;)
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Mielad
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Make an excuse.. Say someone hit you and your eye is bleeding purple pus and you will die from a horrible disease if you suffer from bullying
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stealthkitten
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haha, that's funny. you better rock that purple eyeliner now ;)
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buzz18
| 7
haha that sucks broski
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
I'm wondering what he is for Halloween...
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crazycornn
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purple eyeliner? who are you going as, David boey? xD
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pooper191817
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Boy George?
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warpig182
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Hes goin as your dad
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atalia831
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put coverup on your eyes?
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mak3_1t_ra1n
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buy makeup remover? better than walking around with it on for a few days.
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nkt_19
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get some make up remover, or use Vaseline, it takes off make up as well. good luck
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pooper191817
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nice pic #61 this shows that everyone shouldn't have Internet access.
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warpig182
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Does my pic scare you?
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imaginaryvoice
| 18
I'm sure you look bootiful :]
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pooper191817
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it dosent scare anyone to see a 10 yr old holding a red rider bb-gun just a little disturbing
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1221jamw
| 11
No, it's not scary it just shows how incredibly stupid you are. Have a terrible life!
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warpig182
| 0
Well I'm not stupid for one. Also I'm not 10. And third its not a bb gun its a double barrel shotgun. It's the only picture I had in my phone.
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rallets
| 22
youll poke you eye out kid!!
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pooper191817
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i want an official red ryder two hundred shot range model air rife!" with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time. is your name ralphie by chance?
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Selena_is_back
| 7
let me get this straight, ok you're a 14-year old kid with a gun??? how the hell? keep playing like that and you'll end up buried 15 feet underground.
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warpig182
| 0
Alright so what else is there to do in Colorado other than sports, hunting, fishing, and videogames. Those are the cheapest things to do here anyways.
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pooper191817
| 0
Try getting laid, loser
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warpig182
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Like you ever will
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KCTruth4
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126=WIN
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Hayman68
| 4
YDI for wearing make-up
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Sirin_fml
| 46
I feel terrible for breaking up this obviously quite beautiful and touching party, but do you think you could take it to private messaging? MSN? Facebook? Myspace? Maybe even telepathically beam insults backwards and forth between your beautiful minds?
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warpig182
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Sorry theres no messaging on my phone
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pooper191817
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Sirin the peacemaker tell me something have u ever sucked one sweeter than mine?
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Then I strongly recommend the "beam mean thoughts to them" strategy.
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warpig182
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I have no idea where she lives
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Ah well, then there's nothing I can do for you, besides giving you the address to a liquor store, and this empty vodka bottle. I feel like such a failure. I hope I can be forgiven for my lack of psychic powers.
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Siji
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I'm 16 with several guns o_o
....that's Texas though...
....that's Texas though...
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warpig182
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Hell maybe they'll give me a refill. And besides everybody owns atleast one gun. Except crazy liberals. Atleast here they do.
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DocBastard
| 38
Warpig- Allow me to translate Sirin's rather cryptic message to you. Shut the hell up. Don't have a private 1-on-1 conversation in the comment section.
Just a hint- see that "(FML Staff)" after Sirin's name? Amazingly enough, that means she's one of those "mods" you always hear about but don't often see. She can ban you. Or worse, she can change your comment to say whatever crosses her mind. So mind your manners and do what she says.
Just a hint- see that "(FML Staff)" after Sirin's name? Amazingly enough, that means she's one of those "mods" you always hear about but don't often see. She can ban you. Or worse, she can change your comment to say whatever crosses her mind. So mind your manners and do what she says.
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nico123_fml
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smooth one genius !
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KiddNYC1O
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Silence! Sirin has spoken.
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warpig182
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shit sorry
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KaySL
| 24
See that "FML Staff" after her name? That's the staff she uses to beat the living fuck out of you if you say something stupid, genius.
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warpig182
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Sorry guys gosh it doesnt show that on the mobile app good God nothing bad has happend.... Yet
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Thanks for the translation, DocBastard ;-)
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DocBastard
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Wait, I didn't say that! "Someone" must have changed my comment! All I said was, "lolololol your stupid!!11!eleventyone"
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Sirin, I miss your old pic!
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the_flirtt
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I didn't read the commenting rules, therefore I like to tweak my nipples while crying in the corner.
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ohthebloodygore
| 16
158, and all this time I thought staff was short for quarterstaff. The mods don't stick fight with medieval weapons?!
What a kill joy.
What a kill joy.
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marinus_fml
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I have guns?!
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the_flirtt
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haha wow what was wrong with my comment haha ??
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ohthebloodygore
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178, that you tweak your nipples.
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comedycentral56
| 0
hahaha
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TheCountess
| 4
Rock climbing, camping, hiking, mountain biking, skiing, snowboarding, kayaking...to name a few. Colorado is definitely not lacking when it comes to fun activities.
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jewban
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skiing is expensive haha
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zerobahamut03
| 2
I guess people would have found out sooner or later on your trans-gender tendencies OP. No biggie.
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shinco_fml
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148 - arguing more proves your point. I can clearly understand what you are trying to achieve, and by doing so, you should totally respond to this in a distressed manner.
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Clitorasaurus
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Now you'll look gay. :/
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valri3
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Wow is that good or bad?
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Fortuitous
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To which definition of gay are you referring, Ignorance?
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suppressed08
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Ignorance, that was perfect.
There's nothing wrong with being gay, in the right context. Simply stop viewing being gay, or the word gay, as a bad thing.
There's nothing wrong with being gay, in the right context. Simply stop viewing being gay, or the word gay, as a bad thing.
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Lolelephant
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Homosexuality...our generation corrupted the word gay...
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ohthebloodygore
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111, idiots corrupted the word gay.
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the_flirtt
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180 thats what the mod put not me
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anorangebaby
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such hostility in the air
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ohthebloodygore
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185, of course they did...
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Lolerskatez
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lololol, he needs to learn to use makeup remover xD and if that doesn't work, use metho, either way get hurt physically by that or the random passersby
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suppressed08
| 2
So you'd beat someone because they had make up on?
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claireful
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#2 I have to say, your pic made me laugh harder than any of the fmls I've seen today.
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gress269
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#251, it made me laugh harder than any FML I've EVER read.
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lacrossekid
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yeah yeah it was a costume ... we all know your a full time hooker !!!
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bethany_camille
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I was guessing Lady Gaga of something!
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furgigirl
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lol what's your costume? drag queen?!?
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xcali_chicax
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haha you should use mineral oil designed to take makeup off :) it works wonders
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Sun_Kissed18
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If he's a single guy in his 20s-30s, chances are he doesn't have legit make-up remover. I suggest Vaseline, sounds weird but it works realllly well
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lemoncows
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Adam lambert lol
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ArianS2
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Hooker.
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hahoon11
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he's going as a transvestite from transexual transylvania
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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yeah probably. That's what I'd guess anyway
:}
:}
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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yeah... I don't think so
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Mielad
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Make an excuse.. Say someone hit you and your eye is bleeding purple pus and you will die from a horrible disease if you suffer from bullying
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neversayYES
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or how about you tell everyone you're gay
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BakNBitz
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69 wins.
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franniedottp
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lol, 69
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missrawrzy
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or u could just tell ppl the truth
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beccusmaximus
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Yeah, baby wipes work like magic
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tamoodielovesmar
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or he can just use vaseline, it works for me
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kendra0316
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No shit Halloween is Sunday. Lmfao. Thanks captain obvious! Haha
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violetsweety
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halloween is saturday O_o
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hunt4396
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wow you freaking moron it's Sunday
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Hannerzzz
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it's Sunday this year :)
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kendra0316
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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NiqueNique09
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Uh, well since its on the website, Halloween may not be coming up on Sunday smart one...
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DevianceIsBliss
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I would find it to be rather amusing to see a guy walking the street with bright purple makeup on.
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goldiefox
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hahaha hooker much?! maybe you should of read the instructions....I know guys don't normally read instructions but there could be an exception for a gay guy! =P
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LexSwift
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should HAVE*
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wildcatman
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Actually, he just spelled out "should've" with how it literally sounds, "should of." See? They sound the same! Oho!
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starberries
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It's still stupid and wrong.
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goldiefox
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look guys I'm sorry for my mistake and grammar nazis scare me! and I'm a girl not a guy thank you very much!
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goldiefox
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look guys I'm sorry for my mistake and I'm scared of grammar nazis! and I'm a girl not a guy thank you very much! =]
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goldiefox
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oh shut up! ok I said sorry! enough said!
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BakNBitz
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Ignorance scares me.
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goldiefox
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haha! =P ^^^
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DocBastard
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Bakn, Ignorance isn't so scary. Just make sure you have plenty of wolfsbane and lima beans. Easy!
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LexSwift
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Goldiefox- I didn't mean to scare you. I was just helping you out. (:
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goldiefox
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Ok apology accepted! And yeah it's ok!
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Sparx1_1
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What exactly is the problem? So you leave the make up alone and just let the people who matter know that you had a crappy halloween make up incident.
Sure people might tease, you but it's not the end of the world.
If you're that much of a baby and can't cope try phoning the beauty department at the nearest pharmacy and ask for a recommendation to get it off.
Sure people might tease, you but it's not the end of the world.
If you're that much of a baby and can't cope try phoning the beauty department at the nearest pharmacy and ask for a recommendation to get it off.