You wanker!

By Nik - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 431
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Same thing different taste

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is that how you broke it? if so... your retarded. and sux cant do itanymore til its better.

Hahahha....your mom is so cool. Next time, take it easy so you don't end up in the hospital again.

Lamesauce_Lala 0

Hth is that even possible? Minus the fact your mom probably just said it for the 'ell of it, Does she realize that's ALMOST impossible?

if you think about it.... that can be a compliment :D

turtlellama 0

A) How come this only has 15 comments? B) How come the post thinks it has 5?

Wow. That's some intense masturbating there...

chanchito 0

Well damn, I love ur mom if my mom was like that it would be awsum