Intimacy: Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital....

By therewasnocurtain - 06/04/2015 20:07 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

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Pervy

By okaydisarray - 04/07/2015 02:31 - United States - Dayton

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

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By kawood - 30/03/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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Hands-on

By poolgirl789 - 03/09/2013 06:30 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML

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Wanker

By bongoboy - 25/04/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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By yeah okay then - 03/08/2012 23:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 05:00

Today, my 92-year-old great-grandfather ran down the stairs in excitement, despite his severe arthritis. He told my great-grandmother that he was having the first erection in over 10 years, and grandma ordered me to leave so they could do it right there. FML

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HeyItsCamilo 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:02

elder people,they get to a point were they just dont give a ****.

AddictGamer 16

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:03

Nap time is fap time. Seriously, FYL OP. No one deserves to see that, let alone hear that.

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HeyItsCamilo 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:02

elder people,they get to a point were they just dont give a ****.

AddictGamer 16

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:04

I fear for our generation as well..

cameron6731 13

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:05

I know right smfh same thing with those goddamn honey badgers.

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:29

Sounds like that guy wasn't getting a **** either.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Tuesday 7 April 2015 9:01

"When I am old I shall wear purple". Or in this man's case; "********** and not give a damn who's watching".

xx000o 27

Tuesday 7 April 2015 12:11

Probably didn't have anything better to do.

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 7 April 2015 12:37

Fart! Real loud! It will be a turn off. Lol

badgercheese94 16

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:13

#5, the sad thing is that they will do it a whole lot sooner. Like, before the first liver spot.... or before they are old enough to drink...

kaylabunny1999 22

Wednesday 8 April 2015 9:31

Or get a **** for that matter ?

reyelisaia 15

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:02

yikes.

Raxy_fml 18

Tuesday 7 April 2015 10:43

Well I don't think it's so bad. He was an elderly man, let him have this one. It might be his last go.

Scryll 17

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:03

Should have been going instead of coming

Nexpecto 28

Tuesday 7 April 2015 22:04

A parting gift in this case is a compliment

AddictGamer 16

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:03

Nap time is fap time. Seriously, FYL OP. No one deserves to see that, let alone hear that.

kfchicken 31

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:04

you're poor grandpa is stuck with that even after you leave

JazzHandsFML 28

Tuesday 7 April 2015 8:40

*your

lazyslumber 18

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:05

Might be your grand pa is sexy when he is ill.

lazyslumber 18

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:55

My bad, I meant for the roomate not for everyone.

QQMorePlox 18

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:05

He's in the hospital, he could die soon, he's gotta get it done!

keiNan_fml 35

Tuesday 7 April 2015 8:22

why don't you go and help?

badgercheese94 16

Tuesday 7 April 2015 16:14

#30, help what? Kill him? Okay. (Gets pillow)

nikkyham011 7

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:06

I don't even know how to respond to that.

ShatteredPulse 15

Tuesday 7 April 2015 13:00

So then just don't...

VitalDistance 14

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:08

How are things standing so far? I really hope it comes out alright for him.

sstahpp 33

Tuesday 7 April 2015 7:10

I just came here to read the comments..

photographer49 22

Tuesday 7 April 2015 17:54

Then read and don't comment?

sstahpp 33

Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:43

Pretty sure I can comment where ever I want..

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Same thing different taste

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