Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
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Mauskau
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Hahahaha owned
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Jrefinne
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They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.
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Mauskau
| 35
Hahahaha owned
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olpally
| 32
Not the water op was hoping for... Yikes...
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
if that's what you do at festivals, i wouldn't like to see the situation between: you, candy and a van. :S
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xoconnie
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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airforce987
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You liked it because you're Bear Grylles.
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Newboyz00185
| 0
Photoshop?
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
5, piss is not water.
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fakeaccountX
| 6
Figures that would happen at an R. Kelly concert.
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olpally
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41.. I know... The joke failed... I should have just said "golden shower"
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chuckychan
| 8
sounds like a..."shitty" situation!!!!! ahaha
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Mr_Narwhal13
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52- shit isnt piss dumb ass
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StoryOfTheYear
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56- Now if only everyone on FML could figure that out we'd be set.
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Cazzybum
| 11
Correct, Kay, urine is sterile until it comes out and picks up bacteria from your genitals. And it is not hydrating either because it's full of all the salts and chemical stuff your body wanted to get rid of!
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Cazzybum
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Correct, Kay, urine is sterile until it comes out and picks up bacteria from your genitals. And it is not hydrating either because it's full of all the salts and chemical stuff your body wanted to get rid of!
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tanneriscool
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Someone else threw piss instead of water. Just for the dummies that are some how confused.. :)
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superguppy19
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It's recycled water lol
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luna_y_mar
| 0
Hahahhaha that is jus too funny I can totally picture that happening sux it had to b you OP
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muffins650
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Lmao I'm going to a music festival this weekend. Thanks for sharing your story, the advice you should have taken was to keep your mouth closed hahahah
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enonymous
| 8
I want to piss on you... Drip drip drip... Piss on you... oh yes I do... I want to pee on you
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zbajis
| 7
I always knew you were into that 74. I sensed something weird about you.
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FMLoverAgain
| 7
How did it taste like?
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rallets
| 22
sounds like urine trouble
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MyEpicDemise
| 7
Surprise golden shower ftw?
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tj4234
| 35
*waves hand*
this is not the water you are looking for...
this is not the water you are looking for...
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missmurderx
| 8
I've tasted way too many bodily fluids at concerts, join the club.
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13dinosawr
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Bear Grylls would be verry jellous of you, as his faveorite beverage is as steaming hot cup of pee.
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baby_dee97
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85- it's either "how did it taste?" Or "what did it taste like?" Combining them makes you sound retarded.
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ngarcia333
| 0
Rofl
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Notsocharmedlife
| 0
Gross!
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flamegrilled123
| 3
Embrace the golden shower
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k8izgr8_fml
| 0
that would have pissed me off
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NotAPedo
| 0
Refreshing!
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
Ahhh... concerts...
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
luv how she said "hot" piss :)
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Cleao18317
| 11
Better to be pissed on than pissed off
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wildboyzrule
| 7
I almost drank some before that sucks
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LuHGiiiT
| 11
Good to know =) Thanks.
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Haidee
| 0
20- your annoying & your picture is disturbing.
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MareNostrum
| 0
You're*
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LuHGiiiT
| 11
How am I disturbing looking and annoying?
Anyone want to fill me in?
Anyone want to fill me in?
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RoflBagels
| 0
I think the proof is in the picture. Yuk yuk yuk.
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theguy33
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Yeah whatever there Ginger
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xGemmi
| 0
does the carpet match?
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LuHGiiiT
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Hahahah.. Roflbagels changed his profile to private =D
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DarkScythe951
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Gingers for the fucking win!!!
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Jrefinne
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They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.
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takanuva0123
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SOMEONE has to continue the circle of water!!
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brianjman14
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Since when does security throw water?
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aussie_gemini
| 5
They do at Aussie summer music festivals... Too hot in crowds of 50,000 in our heat
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missmady
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since ever.
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tylersign
| 11
Have you ever been to a concert..?
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vampire1618
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I've been to a lot of concerts and have never seen anything else besides the (hot) lead singer drinking water then spitting it at the fans (I caught some of that in my mouth. Did not mind). But it does make sense.
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brianjman14
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I actually have been to a couple and I have never had water poured on me.
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Ins0mau
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They've done that near the front at pretty much every music festival I've been to.
The front row gets very hot at a summer festival.
The front row gets very hot at a summer festival.
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cheesecakex
| 5
They don't do it that much in concerts, more so at festivals.
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zowieandzander77
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I've been to many concerts and music festivals and have never had water poured on my by security
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teentee401
| 36
I was at an outdoors Arctic Monkey concert and they used these giant misters on the crowd.
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aussie_gemini
| 5
The doodle for a bottle wasn't a give away?
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jerico616
| 14
You just accepted candy from a stranger!!! You deserve what you got!
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hockey199813
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Ouch that would not taste good
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EnEl_Infierno
| 15
You think?
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JocelynKaulitz
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Wow captain obvious
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loserman67
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Don't you mean "a mouthfull of piss" since you had your mouth wide open. Hey, hydrating is hydrating at least you know that the piss is sterile....you do know that right?
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ShroomsOnAcid
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And it's got some leftover vitamins the pisser's liver couldn't process! Nutritious!
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EnEl_Infierno
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Actually looserman is correct it is sterile, what do think astronauts drink, of course it does go through a filtration system 1st. But personally I'd say the hell I'd. rather drink a glass full of vinger b4 I thought about drinking piss.
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xxxkittykatxxx
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It's only sterile to the person it comes from -.-
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EnEl_Infierno
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Smart Kitty, Lol.
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KaySL
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Urban legend. Piss is only sterile BEFORE it passes through the urethra. And yeah, EnEl_Infierno, astronauts drink their own piss, of course. You're an idiot.
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iheartbewbies
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Sun's going down... Better drink my own piss.
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iChel413
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Wrong. :p. If only this was true!
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Ins0mau
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It's sterile unless they have a bladder infection. Still, I wouldn't trust it. And it's gotta come out someone's genitals as well remember.
But Bear Grylls would.
But Bear Grylls would.
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EnEl_Infierno
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#59 your an idiot sir for not googling shit b4 you comment, I can't belive how people don't read the news or keep up with some of the biggest ventures on our planet, follow follow one of these links and read it for yourself it never hurts to learn something new, http://www.msfc.nasa.gov/news/news/releases/1997/97-065.html
http://www.space.com/6733-astronauts-drink-recycled-urine-celebrate.html
http://www.space.com/6733-astronauts-drink-recycled-urine-celebrate.html
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tona01
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Ydi everybody knows that at dome point in a concert, faans start throwing piss at other fans. It is like A piss fight of sorts
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DjeePee
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May I ask, which concerts do you go to? Then I know which one to avoid.
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sourgirl101
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WTF? Out of ALL the rock concerts I've gone to, no one has ever thrown piss. They do however throw water to cool down the crowd.(: