By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
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Jrefinne 7

They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.

Hahahaha owned


Hahahaha owned

olpally 32

Not the water op was hoping for... Yikes...

LiveLaughFML 10

if that's what you do at festivals, i wouldn't like to see the situation between: you, candy and a van. :S

xoconnie 8


You liked it because you're Bear Grylles.

5, piss is not water.

fakeaccountX 6

Figures that would happen at an R. Kelly concert.

olpally 32

41.. I know... The joke failed... I should have just said "golden shower"

sounds like a..."shitty" situation!!!!! ahaha

52- shit isnt piss dumb ass

56- Now if only everyone on FML could figure that out we'd be set.

Correct, Kay, urine is sterile until it comes out and picks up bacteria from your genitals. And it is not hydrating either because it's full of all the salts and chemical stuff your body wanted to get rid of!

Correct, Kay, urine is sterile until it comes out and picks up bacteria from your genitals. And it is not hydrating either because it's full of all the salts and chemical stuff your body wanted to get rid of!

Someone else threw piss instead of water. Just for the dummies that are some how confused.. :)

superguppy19 3

It's recycled water lol

Hahahhaha that is jus too funny I can totally picture that happening sux it had to b you OP

Lmao I'm going to a music festival this weekend. Thanks for sharing your story, the advice you should have taken was to keep your mouth closed hahahah

enonymous 8

I want to piss on you... Drip drip drip... Piss on you... oh yes I do... I want to pee on you

I always knew you were into that 74. I sensed something weird about you.

FMLoverAgain 7

How did it taste like?

rallets 22

sounds like urine trouble

Surprise golden shower ftw?

*waves hand* this is not the water you are looking for...

missmurderx 8

I've tasted way too many bodily fluids at concerts, join the club.

Bear Grylls would be verry jellous of you, as his faveorite beverage is as steaming hot cup of pee.

baby_dee97 8

85- it's either "how did it taste?" Or "what did it taste like?" Combining them makes you sound retarded.

Embrace the golden shower

k8izgr8_fml 0

that would have pissed me off

NotAPedo 0


ImFrackinBored 13

Ahhh... concerts...

luv how she said "hot" piss :)

Better to be pissed on than pissed off

I almost drank some before that sucks

Good to know =) Thanks.

Haidee 0

20- your annoying & your picture is disturbing.

How am I disturbing looking and annoying? Anyone want to fill me in?

I think the proof is in the picture. Yuk yuk yuk.

Yeah whatever there Ginger

does the carpet match?

Hahahah.. Roflbagels changed his profile to private =D

Gingers for the fucking win!!!

Jrefinne 7

They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.

SOMEONE has to continue the circle of water!!

Since when does security throw water?

They do at Aussie summer music festivals... Too hot in crowds of 50,000 in our heat

missmady 0

since ever.

tylersign 11

Have you ever been to a concert..?

I've been to a lot of concerts and have never seen anything else besides the (hot) lead singer drinking water then spitting it at the fans (I caught some of that in my mouth. Did not mind). But it does make sense.

I actually have been to a couple and I have never had water poured on me.

Ins0mau 20

They've done that near the front at pretty much every music festival I've been to. The front row gets very hot at a summer festival.

They don't do it that much in concerts, more so at festivals.

zowieandzander77 1

I've been to many concerts and music festivals and have never had water poured on my by security

I was at an outdoors Arctic Monkey concert and they used these giant misters on the crowd.

The doodle for a bottle wasn't a give away?

jerico616 14

You just accepted candy from a stranger!!! You deserve what you got!

Ouch that would not taste good

EnEl_Infierno 15

You think?

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wow captain obvious

Don't you mean "a mouthfull of piss" since you had your mouth wide open. Hey, hydrating is hydrating at least you know that the piss is do know that right?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

And it's got some leftover vitamins the pisser's liver couldn't process! Nutritious!

EnEl_Infierno 15

Actually looserman is correct it is sterile, what do think astronauts drink, of course it does go through a filtration system 1st. But personally I'd say the hell I'd. rather drink a glass full of vinger b4 I thought about drinking piss.

xxxkittykatxxx 0

It's only sterile to the person it comes from -.-

EnEl_Infierno 15

Smart Kitty, Lol.

Sun's going down... Better drink my own piss.

iChel413 6

Wrong. :p. If only this was true!

Ins0mau 20

It's sterile unless they have a bladder infection. Still, I wouldn't trust it. And it's gotta come out someone's genitals as well remember. But Bear Grylls would.

EnEl_Infierno 15

#59 your an idiot sir for not googling shit b4 you comment, I can't belive how people don't read the news or keep up with some of the biggest ventures on our planet, follow follow one of these links and read it for yourself it never hurts to learn something new,

Ydi everybody knows that at dome point in a concert, faans start throwing piss at other fans. It is like A piss fight of sorts

May I ask, which concerts do you go to? Then I know which one to avoid.

sourgirl101 28

WTF? Out of ALL the rock concerts I've gone to, no one has ever thrown piss. They do however throw water to cool down the crowd.(: