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By Anonymous - / Sunday 30 October 2011 08:38 / United States
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By  sydie5  |  12

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  iloveeyouuxD  |  9

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  Damn_Hippster  |  11

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  Mr_Alarm  |  12

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  Jammy01jams  |  2

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  DrDilllonReese  |  12

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  effedml  |  5

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  DrDilllonReese  |  12

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  bo1440  |  3

Next time you're in a store Op, be the 1st to loudly say to him "I'm sorry about your problem last night sweetie, but I'm sure the doctors can prescribe those little blue pills for you" that outta shut him up.

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  afdude87  |  6

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  Keyman1212  |  14

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  jizzwold  |  21

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  DrDilllonReese  |  12

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  itsame0987  |  18

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  dcg1375  |  7

OP's boyfriend does need to be careful joking about hitting women. Somebody one day will take him serious and take action. I don't think joking about hitting women is very funny. HOWEVER, the purse comment is pretty funny.

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  jedielf  |  23

#122, with you and your girlfriend, it's pretty clear that you're screwing around with each other. In OP's situation, she's not finding it as hilarious as either of you do (maybe she did once, but now it's just gotten old - you never know). It seems to me that the boyfriend knows that, yet he keeps doing it to her. That's why a lot of us aren't finding it funny.

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  EvilPotato  |  14

145 who us the "we" you speak of, talk for yourself some people might actually think Keyman is doing something respectable, like me, I fucking hate it when anyone in a relationship gets abused, male or female, physically, or emotionally. I was once in a relationship where I was being emotionally abused and it drained the life out of me. I respect you Keyman, keep on keeping on.

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  Jammy01jams  |  2

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  MurphyS94  |  4

283- You need to take your own advice and chill out bro o.O who are you to openly judge a person's relationship of which you know nothing about anyways? No relationship is perfect so get over yourself.

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  arin2009  |  0

I can't believe how many people on here are dumb, why ydi for not dumping him, its not your business or your life so quit telling people what to do, you amoral creeps

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  Cmdr_Shepard  |  17

@283 Hey, I'm not whiny and I'm certainly not a fuck. GOOD DAY SIR But seriously, I constantly tease people I know and I have an appreciation for dry humor and sarcasm. But humor is a two-way street and if the OP is not laughing, her bf needs to cut it out. Not to mention that yelling "DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU" and "I SEE YOU PUTTING THINGS IN YOUR PURSE" is actually pretty immature and if the wrong people hear it, there can be serious trouble. If your idea of humor is to yell inappropriate, immature lines then go for it, I won't judge you. But get off your high horse and remember that criticizing the OP's bf doesn't mean we're the fun police. Most of us just have other methods of humor. BTw, I agree completely with 310. Listen to her.

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  Jammy01jams  |  2

I apologise for my lack of spelling and sentence structure, but writing paragraphs on the iPod is very difficult. I am the chillest person anyone will meet. I didn't even read your entire novel there. What I'm saying is why are you going out with someone that completely does not understand your silly sense of humour. I mess around, if your serious all the time and expect perfection that is where arguments begin.

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  VDubbGrrl  |  4

"NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!" Seriously though, instead of bitching and moaning just kill him at his own game; ie, pull a security sensor off of something, stick it to him, and then when the alarm goes off just look at him and yell "DAMMIT BABE, NOT AGAIN!"

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  MagicallyFat  |  12

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  gravy_jones  |  0

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  MisterMichael  |  9

You guys are stupid...it's a JOKE. No girl is gonna find a guy who's always sweet and loving to her like in the movies. And if a guy does act like that, he's probably gay

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  Alex94xela  |  0

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  jizzwold  |  21

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  ProjeKtSC2  |  8

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  robertlovespi  |  3

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  Alex94xela  |  0

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  loludunnomeee  |  18

It's no harm done, but it's kinda like yelling fire, when there is no fire. Also for the fml: a guy with a sense of humor that stops you from robbing a store. Oh yes he's completely horrid...

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  luckyd880  |  12

That's not something you should joke about. I know you all mean it to be funny but it's a serious thing. Grow up and try to attempt to at least act mature.

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