Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
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Top comments
stormchaser24 24
Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.
sydie5 12
What did you see in him again...?
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Comments (386)
rockinbecca2 4
#1 I was going to say the same thing..... Just dump his ass!!
Alexisthebestest 16
Why would you dump him over that? That's just ******* stupid.
KiddNYC1O 22
How is that stupid??? The ************ is abusive!
Alexisthebestest 16
How is it abusive?
mason_sweat 0
That sucks but that's pretty hilarious, I do that kind of stuff with my friends all the time :P
KayZeep 3
He sounds like a funny guy, actually. You're lucky.
lainzilla 14
If he has redeeming features that would make you actually want to stay with him, talk it over with him. If not then there's nothing keeping you together; dump the MFer already.
grands138 4
Next time, with your most sincerest voice, loudly say, "Oh shoot. I picked up the wrong size condoms by mistake. Would you mind go switching these mediums for smalls?"
MagicGiraffe 12
FML hates you doesn't it
evilplatypus 39
You may want to consider leaving your BF, OP. The need to embarrass people in public is a form of psychological abuse.
Holyloki 2
Ahah! This guy's funny! I see from the different comments that people don't really like being embarassed in public - but you have to admit it must be one of the greatest IRL troll!
jes1610 6
That sounds like my friend lol
Lexiebear27 10
Oh no! Not someone with a sense or humor!
Cynical_in_SK 6
Oh yes...and I'm sure you totally enjoy being embarrassed in public. You're every bit as immature as the OP's douche bag boyfriend!