By anon. - 17/01/2012 23:41 - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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UsEumYong 4

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Dump his immature ass.

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Dump his immature ass.

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ClassyCommando 13
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Let him yell all he likes. He's just making himself look exponentially more stupid everytime he says it.

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amoscore 5
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Play along. Yell VAGINA!

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Muslimgal92 0

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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*Looks at 22's picture* *Looks at 22's comment* Hmm...

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noncomposmentis 6
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I suspect that the OP's boyfriend is inspired by '500 Days of Summer'.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13
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22- it is now clear to everyone what you think about day and night. Doesn't that get boring?

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kyarush 10
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How mature...

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MrShizzBear 0
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What you should do is run away yelling "No, I don't want your penis. Rape!"

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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You should yell back, "infection!"

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ImFrackinBored 13

^^ Genius.

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Bball_boy15 3
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You should have broken up with him and walked away. He would be a single guy screaming penis. Hmmm

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Link5794 18

Better idea: punch him in the face, because violence is always the answer.

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MrsDruidess 23
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if you're going to allow him to do this (give him what he wants so he stops) than YDI. But you can refuse to play along and he should stop. If not, dump his childish ass!!

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blobs1907 3
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Play along! PENIS GAME!

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pretty_coin 11
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I love that game!

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

PENIS!!!!

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SecretMe00 5

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

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beatdownbarbie 5

My younger brothers tried playing that game once in the grocery store...we wee with my Oma, she beat the crap out of them both with a cereal box. >.

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ninjacutie 6
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I like your Oma…

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dre9889 4
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I play all the time.

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lol_ironic_life 9
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PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cfalen 0
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PENIS?....!!!!!!!!

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SW500 13

I quite prefer the vagina game...

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unitedfan11 0

i made a new game and it's called BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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How about "AIDS." Anyone wanna play? No? Just like my childhood :(

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UsEumYong 4

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

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prettyinpink03 11
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Haha. Excellent.

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Leipe_Henkie 10
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This would most certainly get rid of him, but if you just want to get rid of his comments, just bring a bottle of water and fling it at him in the place he mentions every time he does so :)

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mango260 9
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Ugh my guy friend would yell that, sooo annoying..,

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rarrar321 3
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"PENIS!" "RAPE!" PENIS!" "RAPE!" wouldn't that be a sight to see....

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WhoaItsKiernan 4

#9 -Okay Mr. Burns...

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MR_RODSQUAD 11
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You should yell "you have a small penis!" to make him SHUTUP.

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ClassyCommando 13
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"I see you like to talk about the small things in life..." Epic burns.

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onlychildFTW 33
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That's awesome 16.

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yahoowizard 16
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Just "you have a small..." suffices :)

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leh9 2
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Or... When he says penis say "yea, a small one" :)

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dabossdman88 0

Funny stuff

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Dovahkiin_ 2
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Boyfriend use penis! It's super effective!

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hatesfate 6
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Socially awkward girl uses lame line, line backfires, she gets negatived You have lost this battle!

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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Speaking of social awkwardness. I hate when I have a really, really good word to play on Words with Friends except it's something like "Vagina" on a triple letter and triple word score against my mom. 120 points + awkward dinner tonight or Lose at Words with Friends FUCK!

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ladyLALAA 28
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28, you came out of your mum's vag, I don't think that she will mind!

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StoryOfTheYear 13
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My mommy says I came froms a test tube.

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hatesfate 6
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What she meant by that is she was testing many guys tubes at the time of your conception...

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ejjamael 5
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my mother play penis before on words with friends

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mannybarrantes 1
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Did you learn that the "hard" way? ahhaaa

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Ecklcakes 15
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"...talking about tiny things..."

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fangbanger_kitty 10

My goodness, that's a way to get dumped. Lol

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ICATiger 13
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Does he do it for 'long'???

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AcidLacedBong 5
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Just yell tiny or small before he says penis!! And point at him ahaha

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