Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

By anon. - 17/1/2012 23:41 - United States

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Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She dumped me because she was moving to Wyoming. I guess Wyoming is code for my friend's apartment....

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By UsEumYong | 4

#3902380 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:45

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3902369 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Dump his immature ass.

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By StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3902369 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Dump his immature ass.

ClassyCommando | 13

#3902475 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:56

Let him yell all he likes. He's just making himself look exponentially more stupid everytime he says it.

amoscore | 5

#3902519 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:59

Play along. Yell VAGINA!

Muslimgal92 | 0

#3902540 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:04

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3902600 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:12

*Looks at 22's picture*
*Looks at 22's comment*

Hmm...

noncomposmentis | 6

#3902632 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:19

I suspect that the OP's boyfriend is inspired by '500 Days of Summer'.

FirstTigerHobbes | 13

#3902638 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:20

22- it is now clear to everyone what you think about day and night.
Doesn't that get boring?

kyarush | 10

#3902935 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:44

How mature...

MrShizzBear | 0

#3903453 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 14:39

What you should do is run away yelling "No, I don't want your penis. Rape!"

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3904918 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:54

You should yell back, "infection!"

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3905354 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:02

^^ Genius.

Bball_boy15 | 3

#3906803 - Thursday 19 January 2012 3:19

You should have broken up with him and walked away. He would be a single guy screaming penis.
Hmmm

Link5794 | 16

#5018106 - Monday 8 October 2012 16:12

Better idea: punch him in the face, because violence is always the answer.

MrsDruidess | 23

#5932586 - Friday 2 May 2014 8:43

if you're going to allow him to do this (give him what he wants so he stops) than YDI. But you can refuse to play along and he should stop. If not, dump his childish ass!!

By blobs1907 | 3

#3902371 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:44

Play along! PENIS GAME!

pretty_coin | 11

#3902397 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:46

I love that game!

xXxIracebethxXx | 14

#3902452 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:53

PENIS!!!!

SecretMe00 | 5

#3902821 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 10:09

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

beatdownbarbie | 5

#3902872 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 10:43

My younger brothers tried playing that game once in the grocery store...we wee with my Oma, she beat the crap out of them both with a cereal box. >.

ninjacutie | 6

#3903156 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:52

I like your Oma…

dre9889 | 4

#3903227 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:23

I play all the time.

lol_ironic_life | 9

#3903303 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:46

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cfalen | 0

#3903408 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 14:19

PENIS?....!!!!!!!!

SW500 | 13

#3903575 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 15:26

I quite prefer the vagina game...

Dadz_fml | 0

#3906213 - Thursday 19 January 2012 1:28

Pegina?

unitedfan11 | 0

#3906916 - Thursday 19 January 2012 3:40

i made a new game and it's called BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3907027 - Thursday 19 January 2012 4:04

How about "AIDS."

Anyone wanna play? No? Just like my childhood :(

By UsEumYong | 4

#3902380 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:45

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

prettyinpink03 | 11

#3902402 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:46

Haha. Excellent.

Leipe_Henkie | 10

#3902751 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:48

This would most certainly get rid of him, but if you just want to get rid of his comments, just bring a bottle of water and fling it at him in the place he mentions every time he does so :)

mango260 | 9

#3903077 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 12:29

Ugh my guy friend would yell that, sooo annoying..,

rarrar321 | 3

#3904659 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 21:00

"PENIS!" "RAPE!" PENIS!" "RAPE!" wouldn't that be a sight to see....

WhoaItsKiernan | 4

#4064121 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:13

#9 -Okay Mr. Burns...

By MR_RODSQUAD | 11

#3902382 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:45

You should yell "you have a small penis!" to make him SHUTUP.

ClassyCommando | 13

#3902496 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:57

"I see you like to talk about the small things in life..."

Epic burns.

onlychildFTW | 33

#3902655 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:23

That's awesome 16.

yahoowizard | 16

#3902770 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:54

Just "you have a small..." suffices :)

leh9 | 2

#3907234 - Thursday 19 January 2012 4:52

Or... When he says penis say "yea, a small one" :)

supersexyme | 0

#3907873 - Thursday 19 January 2012 8:33

Lol

By dabossdman88 | 0

#3902383 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:45

Funny stuff

By Dovahkiin_ | 2

#3902389 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:46

Boyfriend use penis! It's super effective!

hatesfate | 6

#3902530 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:02

Socially awkward girl uses lame line, line backfires, she gets negatived

You have lost this battle!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3902622 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:17

Speaking of social awkwardness.

I hate when I have a really, really good word to play on Words with Friends except it's something like "Vagina" on a triple letter and triple word score against my mom.

120 points + awkward dinner tonight
or
Lose at Words with Friends

FUCK!