Dump his immature ass.

Let him yell all he likes. He's just making himself look exponentially more stupid everytime he says it.

Play along. Yell VAGINA!

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

*Looks at 22's picture*
*Looks at 22's comment*

Hmm...

I suspect that the OP's boyfriend is inspired by '500 Days of Summer'.

22- it is now clear to everyone what you think about day and night.
Doesn't that get boring?

How mature...

What you should do is run away yelling "No, I don't want your penis. Rape!"

You should yell back, "infection!"

^^ Genius.

You should have broken up with him and walked away. He would be a single guy screaming penis.
Hmmm

Better idea: punch him in the face, because violence is always the answer.

if you're going to allow him to do this (give him what he wants so he stops) than YDI. But you can refuse to play along and he should stop. If not, dump his childish ass!!

Play along! PENIS GAME!

I love that game!

PENIS!!!!

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

My younger brothers tried playing that game once in the grocery store...we wee with my Oma, she beat the crap out of them both with a cereal box. >.

I like your Oma…

I play all the time.

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PENIS?....!!!!!!!!

I quite prefer the vagina game...

Pegina?

i made a new game and it's called BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about "AIDS."

Anyone wanna play? No? Just like my childhood :(

Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.

Haha. Excellent.

This would most certainly get rid of him, but if you just want to get rid of his comments, just bring a bottle of water and fling it at him in the place he mentions every time he does so :)

Ugh my guy friend would yell that, sooo annoying..,

"PENIS!" "RAPE!" PENIS!" "RAPE!" wouldn't that be a sight to see....

#9 -Okay Mr. Burns...

You should yell "you have a small penis!" to make him SHUTUP.

"I see you like to talk about the small things in life..."

Epic burns.

That's awesome 16.

Just "you have a small..." suffices :)

Or... When he says penis say "yea, a small one" :)

Lol

Funny stuff

Boyfriend use penis! It's super effective!

Socially awkward girl uses lame line, line backfires, she gets negatived

You have lost this battle!

Speaking of social awkwardness.

I hate when I have a really, really good word to play on Words with Friends except it's something like "Vagina" on a triple letter and triple word score against my mom.

120 points + awkward dinner tonight
or
Lose at Words with Friends

FUCK!

28, you came out of your mum's vag, I don't think that she will mind!

My mommy says I came froms a test tube.

What she meant by that is she was testing many guys tubes at the time of your conception...

my mother play penis before on words with friends

Did you learn that the "hard" way? ahhaaa

"...talking about tiny things..."

My goodness, that's a way to get dumped. Lol

Does he do it for 'long'???

Just yell tiny or small before he says penis!! And point at him ahaha