Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
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stormchaser24 24
Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.
sydie5 12
What did you see in him again...?
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brianjman14 23
Why are you still with him?
kiwibird711 0
I know how ya feel. Yesterday my boyfreind started yelling at me for being pregnant in the middle of an crowded ice cream shop and I'm still a virgin. I love em but I when he says stuff like "you took the test, we all know your pregnant" ya can't help but wanna kill him.
Jazzalyn 10
Assuming he doesn't really hit you, OP, send him to Australia and I'll take him. At times, I can have a pretty twisted sense of humour. He'll say that and I'll be like "If you do, it'll be the last thing you'll ever do. EVER." And that's not the worst. I think we'd get along. We can fake a dysfunctional relationship.
miami_bb6 0
******* hilarious!!!! I do the same shit :D except...my girl actually has a sense of humor u like all....life's to short to get mad laugh along and play around a little..you'll live longer
goldfish78 11
Theres a lot of things to make a person laugh by not hurting a feelings or embarassing in front of people
icic6772 0
What a joker.
lncrow 2
Dump him
skyeyez9 25
So you date a.guy who likes to humiliate you in public, and possibly get you detained as a shoplifting suspect?
funballs22 0
next time sayy :: " WHHATT !?!? you have 2 inch dick "
omgiculol 4
next time yell, "if you did it with a minor, than you are legally considered a rapist now."
lucyinthesky420 10
Then* ?
atarisrocks 6
My brother lays on the floor in supermarkets shouting don't hit I'll be good don't beat me again. He 20
AliCat18 12
your brother is awsome