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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my mother-in-law sent me a pedometer for my birthday. I've been confined to a wheelchair for most of my life. FML
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nix1993 41

For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.

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vikky538 28

there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...

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TheCookieComet 23

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laden_swallow09 34

He's just thinking he's funny. Pay him no mind.

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1dvs_bstd 41

I would say it's sarcasm but what exactly will he sue her for? being a monster-in-law?

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TheCookieComet 23

Yes 32 it was sarcasm... no one on FML seems to understand what that is

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SystemofaBlink41 27

It seems to be the upvote/downvote ratio... If there are a certain amount of downvotes, people choose to ignore the sarcasm.

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1dvs_bstd 41

yeah #44, it's like 'hey let's all jump on the downvote wagon and not have an opinion of our own.'

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I actually thought your joke was funny, #46. But, whatever... FML seems to be pretty picky with its humor lately.

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immaMonsta 8

The only excuse for this is if the two of you have never met. If you have met, shame on her for sending something like that.

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mif_fml 27

How often is it that you never meet your mother in law? Like not even at the wedding?

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immaMonsta 8

We don't really know the situation. Maybe the person OP married has a bad relationship with their mother and didn't want their mother at the wedding.

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juturnaamo 29

My husband didn't meet my mother until we'd been married about a year and a half. I was in the military and we eloped.

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Eyeslick 33

For all we know she could have just married her dad and never met Op.

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Crypticedge 6

My sister in law hasn't met her mother in law, but that's because my brother and I have disowned her due to shit she pulled when we were growing up.

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vikky538 28

there's a reason people call mother-in-law a monster...

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khyr33 4

Mother in law and woman hitter are spelled with the same letters...

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feven 32

She probably doesn't know the difference between an odometer and a pedometer.

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Noah197099 17

They why don't you just reply to his comment instead of making an entirely new comment?

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chickenlips23 16

because im a rebal and in America you can do what ever the **** you want 8--->

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laden_swallow09 34

Yeah, rebel without a clue. The song "Young, Dumb, and Ugly" comes to mind.

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unidentifieduser 23

And the 2015 winner of the "Worst Mother-In-Law of the Year" award goes to this woman.

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MzZombicidal 36

It's only February! Let's not jump to any conclusions! lol! Gotta give the other monsters-in-law a fair chance. ;P

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nix1993 41

For her birthday send her mens clothing, like socks, boxer shorts shirts etc. but take out the labels and make sure they wouldn't fit her husband.

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magickitten 26

OP should buy her some crutches for her birthday....

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Stazza11 27

Or just send it back with a note saying that a speedometer and an electric motor would have been preferred. ^__^

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Crypticedge 6

Take the pedometer to home Depot and leave it on the paint shaker. Send it back after it gets high enough and see what she says.

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