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By Andrew / Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:12 / United States
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By  brokenly  |  5

My comment sucks.

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By  brokenly  |  5

My comment sucks.

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  Warden1986  |  16

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  gc327072  |  29

Is this a mod prank? Like that thing on the sirinz website, where they changed "I don't get it" into "I don't get it, but then again I do have the iq of a glass of water. Wee-woo!"

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  guy24  |  9

Then do not click send...

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

1, your comment doesn't suck. However, the girl owes the guy at least a bj for ruining the sex and forcing you to watch soap operas!

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  THATguy0698  |  4

Nothin wrong wit sayin sucks

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  tattoo88  |  4

If your comment sucks why put one up? Were you in that big of a rush to get the first comment?

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  sux4u121  |  10

I suspect one may have an STD, because otherwise they most likely would have gone oral instead of immediatly going to the soap opera.

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  kbtoyz69  |  9

or anal...

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  chokefrantic  |  9

31: your comment has 69 thumbs down. I find this amusing.

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  1happymummy  |  14

Without a condom?

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  crystalxa  |  35

That's why you're always supposed to have a back-up! You could have just ran to the store and bought more. Or I can think of a few other things you two could have done to eachother!

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  CrewBoy  |  10

Go get more and pick up the pill while they're at it. Condoms suck.

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  SirCharles83  |  13

100- it does say girlfriend though.

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  CrewBoy  |  10

My girlfriend is on the pill and I can tell you that it is 100% better. And it's less chance of pregnancy. But if you're not in a monogamous relationship don't do it obviously.

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  Drigr  |  8

Forgive me if I'm wrong and switching what I think are facts around, but isnt it condoms are 99% effective (if used correctly/they don't rip/etc) and the pill is only like 75-90% effective?

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  klovely22  |  13

The pills are only affective if taken correctly. That means taking them at the same time, everyday. Maybe you should do a little research to compare condoms to birth control pills.

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  CrewBoy  |  10

219, Read my comment above you before you criticize me. I know how to use the pill. Well, I know how a WOMAN should use the pill. And yes I know that if used CORRECTLY the pill is 99-99.9% effective. While condoms, IF USED CORRECTLY are 96-97% effective. Against PREGNANCY.

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  doodlecloud  |  26

219 - he did say 'if used correctly'. They always used to say condoms were better than the pill (pregnancy-wise not std-wise) in health class because of that very reason. 'Oh, but not everyone takes it correctly.' I always thought it was the dumbest thing ever. 'Um, well if you're not taking it correctly then you're not properly on the pill are you? Don't blame a pill because YOU can't take it at the right time.' The pill is perfectly around 99% effective (supposedly anyways - pills vary) but OBVIOUSLY that only applies if you actually follow the rules instead of sticking 5 in and thinking that'll do you for the next week or whatever people do...

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  doodlecloud  |  26

Beaten. Seriously though, I really cannot comprehend why people even bother to point out 'but only if taken correctly'. If you can't follow the instructions properly then you probably shouldn't be on the pill. It's like saying 'condoms are 96% percent effective' (or whatever the number is) and someone saying 'oh, but that's only IF you wear them on your cock and not your hand'. WELL NO S***.

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  Drigr  |  8

"If used correctly" is put in there because not all women take it at the EXACT same time of day. If you happen to be in the shower or driving or whatever when that magical time hits, are you telling me you'd drop everything for the pill?

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  doodlecloud  |  26

I think it's generally accepted that 'the same time each day' does not have to be the same precise second. I'd say within about an hour is fine, though obviously, as close as possible is best. I think the official guidance for the one I'm on atm is within 3 hours. The one I was on before was about 6 hours. Still, even if you DID have to take it at the exact same time each day then, yes, I would make sure I did so because if I'm going to rely on something as birth control, I'm not going to muck around and takey chances. It's not really that difficult, you just plan to take them at a convenient time. Most people I know have an alarm set on their phone for when they wake up, at lunchtime, or before they go to bed, whichever is easiest/more convenient. If I couldn't promise myself that I couldn't take it at around the same time each day then I wouldn't use the pill, because what would be the point?

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  fucking_dev  |  2

221 is right ..... I guarantee more guys will fuck up by putting a condom on rather than a girl swallowing a pill everyday .. girls seem to be good at swallowing things ....

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  Drigr  |  8

And I guarantee more girls say they're taking the pill when they aren't than guys who say they have a condom on and don't. At least with a guy their's physical proof.

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  ViviMage  |  33

219 - that's a mini pill, or progesterone only, that has to be taken the same time each day to be effective. Combination birth control pills can be taken any time of the day and still work. Even if you skip a pill (though not recommended).

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  Averance  |  8

I have two relatives who were on the pill and took them correctly everyday no problem. Both eventually got pregnant. The pill eventually stops working or your body gets too used to it and needs a stronger one.

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  doodlecloud  |  26

273 - He already stated that he was suggesting using them ONLY if OP was in a strong, monogamous relationship. True, there's always the risk of someone cheating but you kind of have to trust your partner when in a serious relationship. You can't be super paranoid through the whole relationship or, if you wanted to, you'd never be able to start a family (not naturally anyway).

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  lwm  |  4

Are we talking birth control or STD prevention? The pill is way more effective than condoms as birth control. Condoms are way more effective than nothing as birth control. But condoms beat everything in terms of STD prevention. Except female condoms - they protect even more (and are in the news - new designs coming out....do they have a ribbed version for the guy's pleasure?)

By  ropoa  |  7

Have her do oral? At least this way you don't knock her up?

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  enchi999  |  8

Condoms don't prevent STDs...

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  omg36  |  7

She obviously doesn't know anything about condoms though otherwise she would've known not opening the condom wrapper with your teeth is like #1 rule. She probably would've put it on inside out too.

By  Zeppelin1969  |  5

You have a girlfriend? Definitely FYL then. For sure.

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  Zeppelin1969  |  5

This is sarcasm. I understand that it's hard to recognize over the Internet, but I tried to make it as obvious as possible. The exact point is, OP wants people to think his life sucks, but he has a girlfriend, which is GOOD. I don't see how this persons life sucks in any way at all, given what he has posted.

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  Posthuman  |  26

145 is right. I mean, although it's great, sex isn't everything. If OP is basing his relationship on how much sex he gets, I'd say it's more of an Fuck Her Life for having a sex craved doucher

By  BeforeItWasCool  |  12

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  SammyS2012  |  21

Uh, what the heck? You do realize the anus and the vagina are two separate tracts, right? They're not connected. Unless the man pulled out of the anus and ejaculated, the sperm could not enter the vagina.

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  dwc2134  |  5

Someone either didn't use enough lube, or you're probably not comfortable enough with the idea to relax enough to relax your sphincter, which will help to insure it is pain free and enjoyable. If its painful, something is wrong. Despite what many people think, anal should not be painful if done correctly.

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  gracehi  |  31

Vaginal sex hurts sometimes...and that's what a vagina is for! My bung hole has only one purpose, and that is to provide an exit for my shit. It's not an entrance for a flesh rod.

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  flockz  |  19

Yes, completely. i feel like one of the Young and the Restless everytime it happens to me. Although, last time i popped one in front of All My Children, but i told them that it was ok to act Bold and Beautiful, but i was admitted to a General Hospital anyway. boners during soap operas.... just normal Days of Our Lives.

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