By whyme - 12/09/2013 14:44 - United States - Tampa
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That actually was an FML I believe, 34. I hope other people know I'm talking about lol. I think it was the exact same thing except OP was a girl and she wanted to surprise her husband and so she kissed him on the neck while he was cashiering or something Yeah hopefully I don't sound crazy...
So you're telling me, 48, you don't kiss a persons neck to say hello? I myself, go for the ear nibble for the polite way to say "Hi!", to a new person I meet. Of course you need to follow that up with a tongue in the ear canal to ask them how they've been. I don't know.. Maybe I'm just too nice?
It was a ghost. I have phantom kissers all the time. I don't know if that's my "forever alone" life trying to make me feel better, or if I'm just crazy.
That's when you one inch punched him and called the police right? That's molestation right there.
Did he freak out mistakenly thinking you were his wife? Or do we have a kissing bandit on the loose!? :P
When I was little, my mom played a "kissing bee" game with me. One day, my mom ran into the mother of a boy in my elementary school class and the boy's mom said that some girls kept chasing her poor Brian on the playground and saying they were kissing bees. Drats! Foiled again!