By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
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GrammarNaziFTW 0

New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.

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imsosleepy 9

Don't beat him up, OP. He might start crying.

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cruxx 0

How exactly is a guys girlfriend going to make him look tough by beating him up?

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

OP's boyfriend: "Hey guys, I got in a fight." His friends: "DAMN! That dude ****** you up! What does he look like?" OP's boyfriend: "Actually, I didn't fight back. It was my girlfriend." Friends: "Hand over your Man Card, pussy."

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Ugi 26

I don't know about a douche but he sounds like an idiot. One with "issues" over his masculinity by the sounds of it. Presumably he would lie and say some guy beat him up. While he's at it, why not just lie & say he won! Saves on the pain...

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SCREAM4meeee 0

He just wants some rough love. Don't judge him.

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13FTW 9

Which one of you has the pussy in this relationship?

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Dreamkiller51 5

Maybe he doesn't? O.o

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ImOlivia 5

19, I love you!!! LOL!!

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fakeaccountX 6

Break something anyway, just to teach him a lesson.

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Bonngoo 34

how in the **** would that make him a douche hahaha you dip ass

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bigdaddi69 0

candy ass, lol. what can't go to a bar and pick a fight with a real man, still won't look tough to your friends.

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ImOlivia 5

Might, they might all be too high to actually care about what he is saying.

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DoNotEnter 5

What a pussy, getting his girlfriend to beat him up instead of a real fight. Or, nothing at all. Dumb.

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datgamerchick 14

...Why the **** did I say that? Faberry. Achele. Both pairings are so goddamn precious.

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GrammarNaziFTW 0

New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.

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judices 0

I still don't understand how this will make you tough.

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bizarre_ftw 21

The hipster of masculinity

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Your picture seems to explain why you find this reasonable.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah, that kind of comment is expected from a 13 year-old.

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Ugi 26

Are you sure? Rather looks like you should still be using round-ended scissors.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

The commentor is 13... Explains her immature comment.

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scottgeo 0

I would suggest ripping his nuts off but he obviously doesnt have any to begin with.

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