Don't beat him up, OP. He might start crying.

How exactly is a guys girlfriend going to make him look tough by beating him up?

OP's boyfriend: "Hey guys, I got in a fight." His friends: "DAMN! That dude fucked you up! What does he look like?" OP's boyfriend: "Actually, I didn't fight back. It was my girlfriend." Friends: "Hand over your Man Card, pussy."

I don't know about a douche but he sounds like an idiot. One with "issues" over his masculinity by the sounds of it. Presumably he would lie and say some guy beat him up. While he's at it, why not just lie & say he won! Saves on the pain...

He just wants some rough love. Don't judge him.

Which one of you has the pussy in this relationship?

What a tool..

Maybe he doesn't? O.o

19, I love you!!! LOL!!

Break something anyway, just to teach him a lesson.

how in the fuck would that make him a douche hahaha you dip ass

might, or will?

Lol it's cause he's Canadian

Might, they might all be too high to actually care about what he is saying.

OP is a guy...

...Why the fuck did I say that? Faberry. Achele. Both pairings are so goddamn precious.

Someone is fucking with me...

De-Masculinity

I still don't understand how this will make you tough.

The hipster of masculinity

Your picture seems to explain why you find this reasonable.

lol

Yeah, that kind of comment is expected from a 13 year-old.

Are you sure? Rather looks like you should still be using round-ended scissors.

That's called stabbing

The commentor is 13... Explains her immature comment.