Charmed

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 10:00

Today, I couldn't figure out why my crush hasn't spoken to me since last October. My other coworkers finally explained that she's still angry at me because I kept referring to her Halloween costume as a "sexy witch costume". As fate would have it, it was just a regular witch costume. It wasn't supposed to be sexy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 610
You deserved it 559

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Tell her she can't help but being sexy to you. If her costume was Dumpster Fire, you'd call it Sexy Dumpster Fire! You really have no chance with this woman, so you might as well go out in a blaze of shame.

Yeah that's a red flag lol. If she had come to you and used her words all, "Hey look, I wasn't trying to be 'a sexy witch' and I'm worried that's all you see when you look at me." Sure, fine. But the silent, "I'm not going to tel you because you should know why I am mad." is like, noooope. You dodged a bullet my friend.

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Tell her she can't help but being sexy to you. If her costume was Dumpster Fire, you'd call it Sexy Dumpster Fire! You really have no chance with this woman, so you might as well go out in a blaze of shame.

Yeah that's a red flag lol. If she had come to you and used her words all, "Hey look, I wasn't trying to be 'a sexy witch' and I'm worried that's all you see when you look at me." Sure, fine. But the silent, "I'm not going to tel you because you should know why I am mad." is like, noooope. You dodged a bullet my friend.

Ok everyone knows all women's Halloween costumes are "sexy" something. It's totally not your fault.

You’ve learned that she doesn’t know how to use her words before you invested real time in a relationship with her. Sounds like a win to me.