Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
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Top comments
stormchaser24 24
Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.
sydie5 12
What did you see in him again...?
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Comments (386)
frozenintiime 7
Your boyfriends a punk
dorkyprincess 1
Slap him with raw fish(:
Justwannacoment 7
.....My DAD does this to me.....
Alexisthebestest 16
Mine does to, I usually just call him old man and he stops, hahaha.
lucyinthesky420 10
I'm pretty sure he's just kidding, because it's funny to see others' reactions... Take a joke maybe.
lucyinthesky420 10
Also, don't go to the store with him anymore. Problem solved.
annabanana547 0
Dump him or do the same thing to him and scream stuff like, "I BARLEY KNOW YOU. DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
ikickgingers 15
Barley tea makes me pee. A lot.
MadRoo 6
Lol, this is one of those things that's really funny to read about, but not so funny to experience. I understand how it gets annoying over time, especially if you've told him that it bothers you. Personally, I don't think he's a dick, he's just immature in that he doesn't understand that this sort of shit gets old fast and that it starts bothering the one it's targeted at. OP, try to think of something equally amusing/embarrassing and start saying it to him in public. Either he'll get your point of view and stop doing this or you'll get your fun as well. Either way, can't miss :) And to people saying that she should dump him... really? This is the sort of thing you break up over? I dread to think what happens when your partners do something seriously delinquent, like not holding the door for you or calling in the middle of a football match.
claiiire_fml 17
Dump the douche bag. Or next time you're in line, tell him loudly to put back the large condoms because they slide right off and see if they have extra small ones.
wlfmanjack 5
oh nooooo my boyfriend publicly humiliates me on a daily basis. Should i dump him no that's something a smart would do. seriously if he does this ALL THE TIME then why are you still with him.
goldfish78 11
You must be enjoying since hes been doing this everytime you go to grocery store with him. Btw, hes not funny or cool at all.
crystalburgard 3
I think its pretty funny. If you dont like it then dump him so he can find someone who can give it right back instead of getting all fml'd about it