Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop with my boyfriend when we got into a little argument. I was trying to keep it calm and quiet, but my boyfriend yelled, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME!" The entire coffee shop went silent. Then, an old lady yelled, “Finally, someone said it!” FML
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
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stormchaser24 24
Wow what a jerk. Dump his ass.
sydie5 12
What did you see in him again...?
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Comments (386)
Zacisaurus 3
Hahaha that's hilarious! I'm gonna use it...
hawtsexikitty69 0
Hahaha that's hilarious! Don't take it so seriously, he's just messing around.
polkadotsocks 11
You deserve it for not dumping this guy!!
Aweh_Olivia 13
Hahahah , i think that's hilarious . My friend does that kind of stuff all the time . Have a sense of humor :)
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Yeah. Next time he does that to you. Go up to the store microphone. Say his full name and then say its ******* over. Ultimate humiliation
trippyshitt 1
YDI for not dumping him.
Octwo 16
Around here you'd get punched in the face for saying you'd hit your girlfriend.
Aweh_Olivia 13
Hahah , when me and my friend are in public , she'll randomly yell out , "Don't touch me there! i dont feel about you that way" , and "dont touch my bum!" ... Wtf right ...
shawnnymack 2
Why is everyone so mean!?!? He is just trying to have some fun!!!!
Cynical_in_SK 6
Just trying to have some fun? Are you retarded? I bet you wouldn't feel that way if someone did something like that to you. No one has the right to humiliate anyone else...even if it's just for fun and especially if it could get that person into trouble!
jamrho3708 0
haha so many uptight people... I did this with my ex and she could hold her own as well... then again she had a sense of humor