Kids, Health, Pregnancy and Babies: The joys of motherhood

The joys of motherhood

By Walaa Hamdan - 31/08/2021 04:01

Today, after a 3-day induced delivery for my twins, and after getting stitches down there, I woke up to boobs that are the size of footballs, and still no milk coming out. The pain of chopping them off at this point would be more bearable. FML

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Funmilayo Celestina Ekundayo 4

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Wednesday 1 September 2021 5:06

Hot compress and deep long massage to expel the liquid. It's backed up. You need a pump... Start trying to pump asap

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Tuesday 31 August 2021 10:15

Ask your husband to massage and suck on them. I'm sure he'll be glad to help. Oh, and your problem, right. Well, I guess there's no solution.

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Wednesday 1 September 2021 5:06

Hot compress and deep long massage to expel the liquid. It's backed up. You need a pump... Start trying to pump asap

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