Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
SAgirl 24
Ex-boyfriend right? How does he know he did kill the deer and not put it into even more pain?
rec_chem 22
Why is this a problem for you, OP?
OhNoAGhost 18
Wow, you may need to up your standards.
psyonomega 4
your boyfriend is a ******* monster
b1krd00d 3
You must understand how nature works, things die, all you people who live in fairytale worlds who think that him putting it out of its misery is wrong as it could have gotten help, you need to wake up. He did it rather than wait for a vet or cop who would come after an extended period of its suffering and kill it anyway. The smirk may be because he was hiding his emotions or he was proud of himself for doing the right thing. It is never an easy decision to take somethings life, now all of you can go back to eating your packed grocery store meat and think of yourselves as better than this person.
mikaellikestacos 14
In a way it was for the best if it was suffering. but what if it was a derp deer and just was taking a nap!?!?!?!
wanks18 6
You do know that dear prob would have ****** you up if you went near it.
Jett_Porkins 8
he did it because deer kick while in pain and if something is coming near it. so it was the right thing to put it out of its misery, but i wouldn't. use my car to kill it
megadki14 6
dump his ass
JDMG1994 7
That's a man right there.