By dad, please - 16/05/2016 05:37 - United States - Wellesley Hills

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Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML
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drayloon 50

He'd likely get arrested and charged with indecent exposure. What else would he expect?

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Scorpio1691 29

i would actually have dared him to do it

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Scorpio1691 29

i would actually have dared him to do it

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drayloon 50

Idk man, I wouldn't be too keen to see my dad's babymaker

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Chumanuma 8

Why is this an fml?! Your dad lives on the razor edge of life. I wish he was one of my boiz

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EwahWeeWah 21

Dont let his dreams be dreams, encourage him to do it, fulfill his dreams!

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socialproduct 19

I think I might have saw a guy "fulfilling his dreams" at the city bus stop the other day.

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mr_dour 16

"Cmon Pops, yesterday you said 'tomorrow' ".

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drayloon 50

He'd likely get arrested and charged with indecent exposure. What else would he expect?

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MrSassypants 33

Everyone to join in. It's a flashing flash mob.

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Lizza330 28

He could also possibly be labeled a sexual predator if there's children around.

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coolbeans26 12

Actually #18 it doesn't matter if children are around (at least in ct) if it's in public u can be labeled a sex offender. Including peeing in the woods and wardrobe malfunctions.

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grimtrigger 9

You guys are fun at parties aren't you :p

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PurpleMyth 28

Wardrobe malfunctions seem a bit extreme. You can be listed as a sex offender for an accident? That's just a bad system.

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Jer706 5

Yeah cause not wanting others to ********** in public makes us party poopers..

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grimtrigger 9

it's called having a sense of humor. you should really try to find one. they really are quite nice to have.

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nicolai44 12

36 - I totally get what you're saying, but I can also see that being included in the law to give officers a means to deal with people having not-so-accidental "accidents". I would imagine -- or at least hope -- that officers would have the leeway to use their discretion on legitimate accidents.

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burgermike92 17

Your dad's ballsy. Pun totally intended.

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OtakuTaco 15

I was making a joke, akin to calling him a magnificent bastard or something similar. Of course I don't actually condone his intentions but in theory it's almost majestic in an ironic sense.

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jamieblue6 16

Lmao when midlife crisis hits your dad xD

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socialproduct 19

I expect that I'll do some pretty ridiculous things when I have my midlife crisis. Whipping it out in public probably won't be one of them. I guess time will tell...

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BlasterPrime 11

wouldn't be surprised if you do that sometime too personality often is passed down from parent to child.

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ABlindMan 17

Yep definitely, that's why Op almost had a mini heart attack when their father mentioned it. That's a clearly significant indicator that OP does that all the time in their free time.

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moocowmilk0 19

He really dosent give a damn anymore dosent he

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