Idk man, I wouldn't be too keen to see my dad's babymaker

no one said op had to watch

I would youtube that for sure!

Just DO IT!!!

I think I might have saw a guy "fulfilling his dreams" at the city bus stop the other day.

"Cmon Pops, yesterday you said 'tomorrow' ".

Everyone to join in. It's a flashing flash mob.

He could also possibly be labeled a sexual predator if there's children around.

Actually #18 it doesn't matter if children are around (at least in ct) if it's in public u can be labeled a sex offender. Including peeing in the woods and wardrobe malfunctions.

You guys are fun at parties aren't you :p

Wardrobe malfunctions seem a bit extreme. You can be listed as a sex offender for an accident? That's just a bad system.

Yeah cause not wanting others to masturbate in public makes us party poopers..

it's called having a sense of humor. you should really try to find one. they really are quite nice to have.

36 - I totally get what you're saying, but I can also see that being included in the law to give officers a means to deal with people having not-so-accidental "accidents". I would imagine -- or at least hope -- that officers would have the leeway to use their discretion on legitimate accidents.

how so? by being a creep?

I was making a joke, akin to calling him a magnificent bastard or something similar. Of course I don't actually condone his intentions but in theory it's almost majestic in an ironic sense.

Ball out, bro!

I expect that I'll do some pretty ridiculous things when I have my midlife crisis. Whipping it out in public probably won't be one of them. I guess time will tell...

Yep definitely, that's why Op almost had a mini heart attack when their father mentioned it. That's a clearly significant indicator that OP does that all the time in their free time.