FML : Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was...

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Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ashley - / Thursday 30 April 2009 20:54 / United States

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By Kamazar | 0

#158526 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:38

"The snickers won't stop leaping into my mouth. FML"

By mcbeth | 0

#158487 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

stop being fat?

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By racheyvengence | 0

#158482 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:33

HAHAHAHAH.

Well..

Idk. Thats still funny.

I'm sorry.

By mich23 | 10

#158483 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

fail

By YLIF | 0

#158486 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

Mazel Tov!

By mcbeth | 0

#158487 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By bohemond_fml | 0

#158493 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By sexyx0sandyyy | 0

#158497 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:34

aww that suckss!

By czm | 0

#158500 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:35

fat ass

By Kickinchicken213 | 3

#158504 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:36

That's pretty sad.

By genius_man16 | 0

#158508 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:36

Really? another "i'm fat" FML?

how does my FML not get through moderation? really?

what. the. fuck. ever.

By lawlawlawl | 0

#158517 - Friday 1 May 2009 2:38

#5 clearly is not Jewish.... dipshit.

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